Reply #11: Application for Minnesota Citizenship (Heeheehee!) [View All]

[MinnesotaMike31]

Application for Minnesota Citizenship
Personal Information:
Name ___________________son (we add it to everyone's last name)
Sex: ___ Ole ___ Lena

Home Address ________________ Cabin Address ________________

Religion: _____ Lutheran ______ Catholic

Income: ____We do OK ____We're Blessed ____None of your beeswax

Qualifications: (check all that apply)
___ I own a gas powered ice auger.
___ Fargo floods hit a little close to home.
___ I can name a dozen celebrities who've stayed at the Mayo
___ I can name a dozen celebrities who've stayed at Hazelton
___ I've been trick or treating in two feet of snow.
___ My grandmother made me eat lutefisk. ___ I liked it!
___ I've been to a block party.
___ My first beer was an Old Milwaukee or Pig's Eye.
___ My snowmobile has more miles on it than my car.
___ I have a back up set of jumper cables in my trunk.
___ Despite what everyone else says I DON'T HAVE AN ACCENT! (For sure, you bet I don't.)

True/ False:
___ I actually listen to telemarketers.
___ You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and flannel p.j.'s?
___ "Have a Nice Day" is an ORDER!
___ TV news anchors are celebrities.
___ Part of my tongue is on a flagpole somewhere.
___ It's not a rubber binder! It's a rubber band.
___ They mistake pop for "soda" or "coke" in most other states.
___ Hot Dish is neither a beautiful woman not an overheated plate.
___ Paw is both a hand and the male parent.

Fill in the blank:
-It's time to wear a hat when temp reaches _____?
-Your idea of a traffic jam is ____ cars waiting to pass a tractor.
-You know ____ people who have hit deer more than once.
-Your grandparents can drive ___ mph through 13 feet of snow during a blizzard, without flinching.
-Weather is ____% of your conversations?
-I've seen "Purple Rain" ____ times?
- ____ Green Bay Packer stickers allowed on a MN vehicle? (better answer zero!)
-I know _____ Ole & Lena jokes?


Essay Question:
What "UFF-DA" means to me____________