This site is so "over the top", its hilarious. I cant figure out [View All]

[OwnedByFerrets]

if its more ONION or just farking CRAZY.

Help me decide.

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/

sample of one of the pages found here

"Click Each Link to Read Full Reviews and See Graphic Photos and Proof that Satan is Running Hollywood! Movies are Listed in Order of Satan's Most Recent Releases:"


I am LMAO


edit:

in researching the above site, I found something equally hilarious: A page for the removal of Landover Baptist.

OBJECTIVE: Landover Baptist Shutdown
By Jim Carlson and OBJECTIVE: Ministries staff
Our Purpose:

The Internet was created by the United States of America - a Christian nation - and should not be used to spread anti-Christian, secular, or non-Christian propaganda and hatespeech. This is our Internet, and we should exercise our position as its owners and as the guardians of civilization to stop its misuse.
“It cannot be emphasized too strongly or too often that this great nation was founded, not by religionists but by Christians, not on religions, but on the gospel of Jesus Christ.”
- Patrick Henry, American Patriot
“Done in Convention by the Unanimous Consent of the States present the Seventeenth Day of September in the Year of our Lord one thousand seven hundred and Eighty seven and of the Independence of the United States of America the Twelfth In Witness whereof We have hereunto subscribed our Names...”
- Article VII, US Constitution

For this reason, this website was created to try and stop one of the more vile and dangerous misuses of the Internet: using it to mock Our Lord Jesus Christ, His teachings, and His followers. And one site in particular stands out in need of stoppage: Landover Baptist.
Link to Landover Baptist website
WARNING: Should not be viewed by anyone under 21

Landover Baptist claims to be a church. Moreover, they claim to be the only church in America that understands the Bible! In fact, neither is true. Landover Baptist is a fraud. A joke. Their true purpose is not to spread the Gospel of our Lord, but to trick people - especially those who have not received the Word and Salvation or have been programmed by secular culture to distrust Christianity - into believing that Christianity is evil and rejecting it.

For this blasphemous atrocity, the Landover Baptist website must be removed from our Internet.

http://objectiveministries.org/shutdown/

:rofl: