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Fri Dec-05-08 06:36 AM Response to Original message |
| 3. BAILOUT! BAILOUT! BAILOUT! SITUATION CRITICAL! |
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4 out of 5 scientists agree, Jupiter is too big to fail. The only rational option in this situation is to put all of the earth's cash into the next voyager spacecraft and smash it into the Jovian gasball. (Excuse me, I think it was that extra buritto.)
So, you should all put all of your cash in brown paper envelopes (preferably in $20s)and send them to me and I will see that they reach NASA. Oh, and somebody contact Nigeria and get them on this right away!  :rofl: |
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