Reply #3: I can't say for sure [View All]

[frogmarch]

Reprobate, but I'd dare bet that because of the FSM's meat balls and noodliness, Landover's Pastor Deacon Fred considers Pastafarians synonymous with Cafeteria Catholics, and Pastor Deacon Fred says Catholics are going to hell. Nuff said?

I've been considering converting to Pastafarianism, but first I need to know if it has special rituals, and if so, whether I'd like them. Did the FSM ever send his beloved son to earth and all that, and are there Pastafarian holidays like Christianity's Christmas and Easter? It's important to me to know before I decide. It's a big step, after all.