Reply #15: All future candidates have to be an even 6'0" [View All]

[TayTay]

Cuz we can't have the height-challenged or the height-enhanced to be seen as being disadvantaged. The DNC will put out a memo that says that special surgery is available at a nominal price at the 'Bones-N-Moans' Medical Center in the basement of the secret DNC headquarters in Bethesda. This should end all speculation about height discrepencies and 'tallness envy.'

All haircuts have to be cleared with the DNC special sub-committee on Haircuts and the Hirsute. Anyone found with an inappropriate haircut will be subject to a buzz cut.

This ought to allow all Democrats to beat the crap out of each other without stopping for moronically stupid side-discussions on who 'God was good to and who God wasn't good to' in terms of handing out attributes.

That is all, check for the memo.