Update on my Life. [View All]

[RevCheesehead]

I honestly don't know where to begin, whether to laugh or cry.
We are, apparently, in a discerning time (I hate "church language"!), to determine whether or not I am able to handle the stresses of ministry. So, for the short term, I get to:
1. Get a complete physical exam, w/report to them
2. Go for psychological assessment, to determine whether or not I am able to function "effectively" in parish ministry.

If it is determined that I need further work, they will put me on "Incapacity Leave," to work out whatever needs attention in my life. Oh, and I would also have to file for disability; AND move out of the parsonage. But they'd pay my salary (which, incidentally, doesn't cover housing costs.) I am currently earning just over $33,000. At the end of that time, it will be determined whether I should return to parish ministry, or find some other area of work.

Their response to my inquiries about the church was "All churches are stressful, and most are dysfunctional. We are questioning if you have the coping skills to work in this atmosphere."

I think that's enough, for now.

Oh, and on the way home, I stopped at Wal-Mart and bought a new TV. Because I deserve it, and it's better than binge eating.