Reply #4: "Pollman" lyrics here...where's the guy who recorded EGGHEAD? [View All]

[Atman]

All I want is credit!

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Pollman, Pollman, push poll a little while,
Think I see some Richies coming, Riding many a mile.
Friends, did you get some tax cuts? Did you buy a little gold?
What can I give you, my dear friends, To boost me in the Gallup Poll?
What can I give you to boost me in the Gallup Poll?

I thank you for the tax cut, I made a kill in gold,
But I need Mexican labor if you want a boost in your Gallup Poll.

Pollman, Pollman, push poll a little while,
I think I see the fundies coming, riding many a mile.
Brother, did you like that Schiavo?
We won't let those homos ball!
Can I get a Hallelujah, my brother, to stop me from a Gallup fall?

Brother, I liked that Shiavo,
But the gays didn't even stall; you seem to say most anything
To keep you from the Gallup fall.
Yes, you'll pander to just about anyone to keep you from a Gallup fall.

Pollman, Pollman, please push-poll awhile,
I think I see the freepers coming, riding many a mile, mile, mile.
Freepers, I implore you, take the fundies by the hand,
Tell them that I hate the queers, and the lib'rals takin' over this land,
Please take them, save me from the wrath of Gallup, man.

Pollman, Pollman, upon your face a smile,
Pray tell me that I've gained a point,
And I won't have to face a war trial.

Oh, yes, you are a fine pollster, but I'm still down in the hole,
Soon I'll be looking UP at Nixon when I see the next Gallup Poll,
Fundies brought me red states, Freepers sold their soul,
But now I cry and fall so hard, as I'm swinging on the Gallup Poll

Swingin' on the Gallup Poll!