Reply #6: Oh, Mr. Criminal, Now that you're on the stand... [View All]

[neoblues]

Though you've set a new precedent by refusing to be sworn in (whine), why... I mean, uh, won't you tell us the truth (whine)? Please... We're trying (halfheartedly) to do our job here, so won't you tell us what we should be told (whine)? Please (whimper)? We don't understand, you're supposed to just tell us what you've been up to... C'mon, please (grovel)? How can we do our oversight if you won't tell us what you've been doing (snivel)? We're feeling like, and I apologize for the strong language, but we're feeling like maybe you don't respect us (sniffle). Surely you must respect us, 'cause we're Congressmen... Won't you please make us feel better and answer, or at least pretend to answer, at least a couple of our questions (whine)?

Welcome to the Doug and Wendy Whiner Congress. Ooooh, he "faced tough questioning from Democrats and Republicans"! Gosh, I'm sure he was trembling with fear. Alas, he "declined to discuss many operational details.". "Many" indeed. I'm surprised he bothered to even show up, he could've just sent a memo telling them that their services are no longer required; Bush doesn't need any oversight and is perfectly willing to write such laws as he deems the country needs (for it's pwoteckion fwum terrowists, of course; tho he'll let them hang around to keep up the pretense of Democracy).