Face it. We (America) are the world's crazy neighbor now. [View All]

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

We scare the shit out of everyone.

When we go visit, you can almost hear the whispers: "Don't upset him, he's nuts and prone to violence."

What to do to change this?

We need a lobotomy.

And 3K tons of Prozac.

I'm afraid though that it's more than just the frontal lobe that need removing. It's the entire freaking head.

We'll grow another. Hopefully a better one.