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Yes Mr/Mrs. Backwhipper (or whatever name), you are absolutely right! Hillary doesn't have any experience running a state or country. What are we to do? Oh' the sky is falling! Will noone come and save us from her evil breast influenced siezure of our great nation which George W Bush (God bless him and and his glorious bloodthirsty war to rid the world of brown people who have our oil) has saved from the damnation of Hillary's evil husband's wayward penis, by ridding us of our civil rights, which we didn't need anyway?

Who will save us? Rudy Guliani can't because he wore drag and cheated on his wife, just like Bill Clinton did, so you of course wouldn't support him just like you didn't President Clinton...right? Mike Huckabee raised taxes and wants everybody to worship the almighty (who loves George W Bush more than the rest of us. God Bless George W Bush, our President, Leader and Savior!) only his way. We have to find the rest of Mitt Romney's wives (because he's mormon you know, and everybody knows all mormons have extra wives just laying around) to find out if there's enough rooom in the White House for all of them. John McCain will probably die in office since he's so old he's going senile and grouchy. She'll beat all of them. What are we to do? Oh' what, oh' what, oh' what?

She destroyes everything and everyone she targets! Look at Dick Morris! She personally made him go to a prostitute, clip her toenails and suck on her toes, and let him resign in shame as Clinton's political advisor, rather than have her take the blame for it. There is no end to the EVIL she is capable of! I mean destroying an innocent little man, who is so pitiful, like a garden gnome, that he had to resign to keep people from talking about him sucking the toes of a prostitute. He's now relegated to Fox News commentator, where he now has no career unless he's talking about Hillary Clinton and how evil, and power hungry she is (which she is, because the toe sucker said so). He has to spend all of his valuable time talking about her, he has no time to answer any questions about why he likes to suck the toes of prostitutes! My heart just breaks for the poor, toe sucking, garden gnome looking man. She's vile for letting him SUCK TOES on her watch over the White House. For Shame.

WEll, I guess since she's unstoppable, we'll just have to suck it up (like Dick Morris does with prostitute's toes) and accept our fate that America will be held hostage by this nasty, evil vixen with a vagina and blonde hair will be in COMPLETE control of our lives for 8 years. She will castrate all men, and destroy sports bars, so we better get hunkered down for a long, frigid woman winter because she can't be beat, and George W Bush (God bless his holiness and his smirk and his real cowboy accent, who is afraid of horses) can't run for another 4 years.

What are we to do? Will I have to turn myself in to a Vegetarian Grocer, Lesbian bookstore, or Toyota hybrid Dealership for re-education? God (who blesses George W Bush. THE President), everybody knows that she's a card carrying lesbian who cheated on Bill with Vince Foster, which is why Slick Willie got him murdered, and called it a suicide. And she does have a lesbian card. I've seen it at her political rally, when I tried not to shake her hand, but had to because she would've had me whacked. I felt a cold wind blow over me when she brushed by, and it wasn't because I was in Chicago in December. It was because of this card carrying lesbian who's also a cheating floozy with Vince Foster. If Vince had lived. she would've cheated on him too with a real lesbian woman, forcing him to go to prostitutes and suck toes. She loved Vince Foster, even though she's a lesbian (with a card) because that's the kind of cold, calculating harpy she is!

Please Boss! Tell us we are going to be alright! I fear for America and the vaginalization of it!