BOY, THAT WAS CLOSE!!! [View All]

[PCIntern]

It was nearly the end of the Universe: Tweety was "interviewing" Tucker on Hardball (now there's irony, all the way around)...for a short time, it was possible that if they had touched clammy skin (Tucker) to sandpapery lizard (Tweety), the critical mass for assholedom would have been exceeded and the resultant supernova and associated black hole shrinkage, known at The Terminal Pucker, might have sucked all galactic and extra-galactic matter into it past the Event Horizon!!



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Sorry, I exaggerated somewhat: it might not, repeat might NOT have involved other galaxies.