I just realized why I don't like McCain [View All]

[SparkyMac]

There are many reasons I don't like McCain, but I was watching him on TV a little while ago and I realized why I find him so obnoxious and repulsive.

When most primates move their hand upward, the elbow follows it. Reach out to shake hands and first your hand moves forward, followed by your forearm and later then your elbow. If you want to point at something, your hand begins an upward motion that is followed by your forearm and then -- your elbow.

This is not true with McCain. When McCain decides to point at something, his elbow first flies up in the air --- to a right angle of his body and about chin level -- and later his hand follows. If he is looking South and wants to shake hands with someone, his elbow lurches upward in a westerly direction to shoulder level, apparently not controlled by his mind. His hand follows -- later. I bet that gives the shakee the creeps. It would cause me to want to reach for a gun.

The more I watch this idiot-syncrisy, the more I notice that his upper arm can't be over 4 inches long. He flaps his wings somewhat like a slow witted seal.

It's not only obnoxious and repulsive -- it's disconcerting and dangerous. I wonder how many people he has brained with his elbows ?

While we're talking about McCain, let me mention another thing I noticed recently.

It was funny the other night when Huckabee, Romney, Paul and McCain showed up at the Reagan Center for a debate carried by CNN. Nancy Reagan was there to greet them and they outdid each other as to how much fawning they could do to over the Keeper of the Corpse.

Huckabee smiled, nodded and shook her hand. Paul did likewise. Romney smiled, nodded, bowed his head and shook her hand. McCain smiled, nodded, bowed his head, shook her hand and damn near curtsied.