Reply #24: Well, I, for one, don't have a problem. [View All]

[NanceGreggs]

I can quit DUing at any time - I just choose not to.

If I pick someone up in The Lounge at 3:00 a.m., I am not desperate - I am merely looking for companionship.

I have never allowed DUing to interfere with my job responsibilities. Everyone is late to work at least three times a week - and I'm sure it's because many people also have to check LBN one last time before heading out the door.

I have never neglected my family due to DUing, and my children - whatever their names are - can attest to that, all two of them (or is it three?)

My DUing has never resulted in losing a friendship - unless you count the friends who think that their trivial problems (like being diagnosed with a fatal disease) should supercede the importance of my posting in a poll re Best Debate Wardrobe - Hillary or Obama?

I have never felt the need to make amends to people I have wronged, because I have wronged no one - except a few people (all right, maybe a few dozen people) whose weddings, bar mitzvahs, anniversaries, going-away parties and/or baby showers I have missed because it was deemed inappropriate to bring my laptop with me to their oh-so-important event.

I don't have a problem. Some people here do have a serious problem, but I don't. I should think that would be obvious.

I DO NOT HAVE A "PROBLEM", so stop sayin' that I DU - I mean DO!