Reply #16: I did talk to my neighbor. [View All]

[troubleinwinter]

That's how I know that global warming can be completely solved by ripping up the asphalt streets and going back to dirt roads. Also I learned that the world is only 7,000 years old. He knows it for a fact because he learned it in kindergarden and the rest of us are stoopid.

I just say, "Good morning!" and head to the other part of the yard where a weed seems to desperately need immediate attention.