Reply #12: Reagan has taught us that ... [View All]

[ColbertWatcher]

... hair dye is in the eye of the beholder.

Reagan has taught us that ideology is more important than medical cures, even when the ideologue could have benefited from a treatment discovered by those godless, heathen scientists and their "stem cell" research! Reagan has taught us that if a bible passage can be misinterpreted to justify my fragile and hateful beliefs, and enough people repeat it, why, that's a good enough reason for all old, Alzheimer-y people to taste the vengeance of my uneducated and equally small-minded god.

Was I created in His image? You betcha!

Reagan has taught us that peace is just the silent prefix to war and privatization. (http://www.wikiality.com/Ronald_Reagan_Peace_Through_Strength_Missile_Silo_Historic_Site)

Reagan has taught us that education is overrated.

Reagan has taught us that when all the hospitals are closed, all the mentally ill are cured!

Reagan has taught us that admitting that you're a "delegater" is the first step in saying "I don't recall."

Reagan has taught us that ignoring an epidemic is the one true sign of leadership.

Reagan has taught us that given enough time and propaganda, morans indoctrinated in the precepts of the failed GOP-ideology will react to the reality of a thorough-ass-kicking-loss in a national election by looking back on the era of their war-criminal-leader as "the good-old-days."