Reply #14: Here's how to rhyme, you lamers! [View All]

[tomreedtoon]

You helped out all your buddies
Each Boy's Club Millionaire
With bonuses and tax breaks
And now the cubbord's bare.

You helped destroy the unions
Throw jobs under the bus
And sent our jobs to China.
For that, you made no fuss.

You laughed as darker people
Got drowned in New Orleans
And when they begged assistance
You didn't give cold beans.

You sent four thousand soldiers
Into the mouth of Hell
You said you'd stop bin Laden:
"Who's he? Don't know. Oh, well."

The world now hates our people
And kills us when they can.
You ruined our reputation
To prove you were The Man.

You'll never go to prison
You'll never serve a day.
The best that we can hope for
Is shunning, like O.J.

If you show up in public
We will not point and smile.
We'll frown and turn our faces,
you viper of the Nile.

If rest-au-rants you enter,
Beware your food and drink.
When we fix meals for you, they
May have some anal stink.

We won't attend your speeches
Or read your ghost-writ books.
Stick to your former buddies,
or face our dirty looks.

Though atheists don't like it,
Some folks like me will know
Some day you'll face your judgment
And burn in fires below.

'Twill be the Hell of South Park
With Satan, strong and gay,
And his old lover Saddam
To give you a three way!

And if you think you'd like that,
that it's your heart's desire,
Remember while it happens,
your ass will be on fire!