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[Martin Eden]

I was inspired to write this after reading Plaid Adder's Hallmark greeting poem


I'd tell you to go fuck yourself
But that is much too kind
Because if you could perform that feat
You'd pleasure your behind

I'd like to say eat shit and die
But you deserve much more
You should feel all the grief and pain
Of your misbegotten war

Though I can never make you feel
Or think or understand
I'll take solace when you hear your name
Cursed throughout the land

From inside a lonely prison cell
Stark and grim and cold
While every day you pay for your crimes
Till you're sick, heartbroken, and old

And when you finally leave the earth
You fucked over oh so well
If there is a God and afterlife
You're going straight hell