Reply #4: suckling from the 16 poisened leathern teats of Gophahmet [View All]

[HamdenRice]

"But now I am forced to suckle from the 16 poisoned leathern teats of Gophahmet, Whore of Betrayal, until I burst from an unwholesome engorgement of curdled bile," Falwell complained. "This must be some sort of terrible mistake."

Exacerbating the Falwell's tortures, which include being hollowed out and used as prophylactics by thorn-cocked Gulbuth The Rampant, is the fact that he will be forced to endure such suffering in sight of the southern Baptist heaven he was expecting.

--adapted from the Onion, Nov 2001.