Why hasn't bin Laden been caught yet? [View All]

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Now we know. The Commander Guy makes it all clear:

"Why is he at large? 'Cause we haven't got him, yet, Jim. That's why. And he's hiding. And we're looking. And we will continue to look until we bring him to justice. We've brought a lot of his buddies to justice, but not him. That's why he's still at large."

-- President Bush, at a press conference today, responding to a question about why Osama bin Laden has not yet been captured.

He sounds like a slow learner in third grade.