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[Bucky]

Dear Vice President Wu,

Welcome to the United States. Before you enter the American dating scene, please make sure you are meeting fellas who share your values and have a compatible world view.



Please note that when you want to get a man, you've also got to play a little harder to get.



Mostly, be careful that while you're out catching your man, you don't catch any diseases, too.



*SMACK!*



If those cold sores look "active", remember that they may not be just cold sores.



Also, find a guy who's not married to his job. There's a lot of workaholics out there. Look for a guy who'll put your needs ahead of, say, his employers.

Good luck!