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[SwampG8r]

i think we are shortchanging ourselves folks
we dont get to go to camp
we dont get to play paintball to train for the apocolypse
we do not get to hang around together and string all our personal conspiracy theories into a quilt of nuttiness a squirrel cant digest
(ok that one can be argued)

no demolition derby
no pyrotechnic lessons

so i am organizing the LWCSPAP and naming myself as its Universal Mega General in Chief
as a new joining member you can name your rank
nothing higher than mine thank you
and the first DUer who can tell me what LWCSPAP means gets to be 2nd in command and to be frontrunner in our annual Fall Guy competition

i would offer our coded goodbye but until you join it wont make sense to you