Reply #39: Hugo Chavez has an eery, mesmerizing effect on corporate reporters causing them to [View All]

[Peace Patriot]

spill their brains out of their left ear every time they write an article about him. The odd thing about this puzzling disorder is that it doesn't affect their right ears at all.

The leaders of the new Puke/Diebold Congress were discussing a ban on all images of Hugo Chavez throughout the media, as a health measure to stem this debilitating and out-of-control disease, until they realized that they like half-brained reporters. So they've decided instead to urge Wal-Mart and all of America's shopping malls to put ten foot high, inflatable Hugo Chavez's at every door and next to every Christmas tree, with a sign next to each inflatable that says, "Think about him," to see if they can produce half-brainedness in the entire U.S. population.

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