Bush Safari ends in climax (actual sexual orgasm)

[dArKeR]

A couple of very affectionate elephants played havoc on Thursday with the White House's well-orchestrated plans for the day.

It was clear what message President George W Bush's team wanted to project to foreign audiences and the public back home during his short visit to Botswana.

In separate events, but nearly perfectly synchronised language, the president, first lady Laura Bush and White House press secretary Ari Fleischer all said Bush's initiative to help countries like Botswana fight Aids showcased the compassion of the American people.

When Bush went to a small nature preserve for some big game encounters, four elephants were pre-positioned for the benefit of the president - and the cameras beaming pictures back home.

There was only one problem.

As the yellow pickup truck carrying the president, the first lady and their daughter, Barbara, rolled up, two of the elephants became engaged in some decidedly amorous activities.

The mating scene created an awkward dilemma for the White House advance team, charged with setting up perfect shots and events.

http://www.news24.com/News24/South_Africa/Bush_in_Africa/0,,2-7-1505_1386148,00.html


Let's see this discussed in the American media!
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[JoFerret]

1. Haven't they been told of the

abstinence policy? And in front of the infant twin too! Shame on those elephant types.

[bocadem]

2. Bush's comment...

"I hope them elephants don't have aids!"

[ParanoidPat]

3. The part you won't see in the U.S. media...

.... And the First Family rode down the dusty roads in a picture-perfect, bush-ready vehicle - sharing elevated seats in the bed of a pickup truck with a guide who scouted for animals.

But Bush's black limousine followed behind - at enough of a distance to guarantee it wouldn't appear in photos.

:evilgrin: But you won't miss it here!

[Khephra]

4. Hey, it's the perfect backdrop!

Elephants screwing each other! I can't imagine a better use of the GOP symbol as a backdrop!

:evilgrin:

[SummerGrace]

5. pic and on Yahoo too

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/030710/170/4n4ah.html

[Papillon]

20. Looks like * is wearing a tinfoil hat.

:tinfoilhat:

[DemoTex]

6. My first thought too, Kheph! GOP elephants screwing each other.

Usually, they are screwing us.

[RamboLiberal]

7. Thanks DemoTex I needed that laugh on a miserable rainy day

But hey I love the news coming out. The drips are like the torrent outside today.

[NegSpin]

8. Supreme Court Elephants

I think it was actually two male elephants, telling Bush what they think of the recent Supreme Court decision.

[Gloria]

15. What's that thing on Bush's head?? Is he wearing a beanie or

metal skullcap???? Crash helmet??? What? I don't see anything like it on Laura or the kid's head......

[DemoTex]

17. On Bu$h's head? Why that is a ...

:tinfoilhat:

[intheozone]

11. That's priceless!!! LOL

nt

[MUAD_DIB]

13. Like this?

[Oilwellian]

21. Hee Heeee!

I'm sending this far and wide along with the story. :D

[madmax]

23. roflmao!!!!

You people are so damn funny and quick!!! :evilgrin:

[calimary]

24. I thought the same thing!

What indescribably delicious irony...

[WilliamPitt]

9. LOL! A metaphor for that From The Wilderness article?

One elephant fucking another elephant?

Hmmm....

[kskiska]

10. He spent all of 50 minutes on this

In addition to the apparently tame elephants, led into place for the president to see, Bush saw two cheetahs in a fenced-in enclosure. The big cats, raised from infancy at the park, could have been petted, although Bush's caravan rolled on past.

In all, the president spent just 50 minutes on what tended more toward zoo experience than traditional big game search - a far cry from the better part of two days that former President Clinton spent on safari when he visited Botswana in 1998.

Whoop-de-doo. Twin Barbara was along for the ride, too.

[Flubadubya]

12. Just wait for the Rovian spin...

These f'in' elephants will just become the Poster Pachyderms for the GOP. Just propogating the old Repug philosophy... SCREW 'EM!

[Papa]

14. Elephants to Bush....

"%uck you"

[madmax]

25. Or ..hey bushwacker

want a piece of this! :P

:kick:

[Oilwellian]

16. How perfectly symbolic

The last great orgasm of the GOP is about to occur. :evilgrin:

[TryingToWarnYou]

18. Anyone else see the irony?

Republican symbol is the Elephant...

Estatic Republicans fawning over Bush....

Sexual satisfaction for all involved....

The only way it would be more appropriate is if an Elephant had been humping a taxpayer.

[Nottingham]

19. OMG!! LMAO!!

:bounce:

Did Bush know what elephants are!

[Pale_Rider]

22. Signs and symbols ...

Amorous Elephants Highlight Bush Safari
http://www.kansascity.com/mld/kansascity/news/breaking_news/6274346.htm

As the yellow pickup truck carrying the president, the first lady and their daughter, Barbara, rolled up, two of the elephants became engaged in some decidedly amorous activities.

The mating scene created an awkward dilemma for the White House advance team, charged with setting up perfect shots and events.

But Bush took it in stride, leaning over and whispering an aside into his wife's ear - to which she laughed and slapped him on the leg.

Romance over, Bush emerged from the truck and patted one of the elephants on its tusk.

... now the kicker, prior to this, eh, chance encounter ...

Still, Bush seemed to appreciate the scenery, if only for its similarity to the Texas town where his ranch is located.

"Looks a lot like Crawford," he remarked at one point.

Bush's entourage did have at least one unplanned encounter with the animal kingdom. On the way to the reserve, a stray donkey crossed the road between two cars in Bush's motorcade.

The animal caused some of the cars to slam on their brakes - and, as the mascot of the Democratic party, provided a symbolic counterpart to the elephant show that would come later.

Stunned silence! Ye Gods! Divine sign?

BTW: Didn't know Powell was afflicted with a fear of large animals ..
"Hey, I'm from the South Bronx," Powell said at the time, "and I don't care what you say, those cows look dangerous."