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buff2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-06-04 08:50 PM
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Bu$h's Phony Ranch
~~~~I got this from another board. There wasn't a link to it,but I thought it was interesting. I've heard rumors like this before,but not this detailed.~~~~~

17-Apr-02

PHONY TO THE CORE: The "Ole Family Ranch" in Crawford is a Set Completed the Same Day the Election was Stolen
By Cheryl Seal

Have you seen all those article and pictures of Bush "at home on the ranch" in Crawford - the ones that imply that he is "just an ole ranch hand" more comfortable on the family homestead than in the "Big City," be it Austin or D.C.? Well, if you bought this image, you've been royally snuckered. The Bush family homestead in Crawford is nothing more than an elaborate set. The house, built in 2000, was designed to be ready for Bush to step into - like a set awaiting an actor - during the 2000 presidential election. Not only was the "ranch" created in 2000 - so, essentially, was the "town" of Crawford! Before then only about 400 people lived in the area. The Crawford Chamber of Commerce and Agriculture were formed shortly after the ranch was finished.

The 1,600 acres on which the "ranch" sits was purchased in 1999 for an undisclosed price, but it was a helluva lot less than the current real estate agents' appraisal of $1.2 million. Yep, worth $1.2 million, but G.W. has a sweet deal at the tax appraiser's office, where the property is valued at about $988,000. Oh, and that "homey ole ranch house?" It's actually a 10,000-square-foot single level mansion/compound that won't even be 2 years old until this November! The compound features a swimming pool for daughters Jenna and Barbara, who apparently loudly demanded it - the Bushes call it the girls' "Whining pool." Btw - we hear Bush got a sweet deal on the house construction, (the cost, of course remains undisclosed): the builders came from a religious community in El Mott, Texas. The original completion date of the house was November 7 - election day 2000. In other words, the curtain went up on the set on schedule for "show time." The very timing of this event indicates that Bush was absolutely confident that the election would be successfully engineered in his favor.

The whole idea behind the ranch set, of course, was so that the public could be treated to footage of Bush seeking a quiet "retreat" at the family ranch. Americans would thus assume that the ranch was a rooted family homestead or compound like the one Kennedy's had in Martha's Vineyard or FDR had at Campobello. But when Bush retreated into his "homestead" in November, 2000, he was merely walking onto a prepared set upon which the paint had barely dried, let alone even the barest of roots put down! When we see photos of Bush bombing around the ranch in his leather jacket in his "ole pickup," supposedly knowing every tree and bush - it's all pure fantasy! If Bush knows every tree and bush after actually spending, all told, a total of about 2 months on the ranch (if you put the odd days end to end) since it was bought, then I''d like to know when he found time to hold all those endless Crawford press conferences! Seems to me he'd be way too busy introducing himself to trees and bushes.

Until Bush and handlers decided that a rural ranch would be a slick bit of PR for the presidential campaign, Bush had no interest in a "home on the range." Instead, his preferred weekend retreat was to the Rainbo Club, an exclusive lakeside hunting club in Henderson County, about an hour south of Dallas, much closer to the comforts of Austin. When a Bush run for president began to look like a pretty good bet, the 1,600 acres were bought and the Bushes started making weekend trips to a 60-year-old ranch house that existed on the property - not of course, before refurbishing it! - so they could build the "lore" that would take in the American public, hook, line and sinker.

In an interesting side note - while Bush is anti-conservation in his presidential policies to please his corporate pals, in his OWN home, he has installed several conservation/energy saving features, including solar panels for heating water, rainwater collection for landscape irrigation, an air conditioning system that uses groundwater and a gray water recycling system. The obvious impression here is that Bush, being all PR show and no substance or real convictions, wants to cover all the bases. Block conservation when it is expedient, but have some conservation "stuff" to show off when that is expedient.

So, in short, we have a "president" who, ON THE SAME DAY - November 7, 2000 - stole an election and had the last nail driven into a phony ranch set. But with a completely snuckered press corps, we also have had a completely snuckered public. And a platoon of completely snuckered world leaders, chief among them Blair and Putin, who have been hosted at the "ole ranch" set and completely taken in. Alas, the Crawford ranch is a symbol of the utter corporate phoniness of this administration. The whole scenario reminds me of those type of sophisticated con artists (like the ones who recently convinced several investors they could turn sand into gold! ) who blow into town, rent an upscale office space just long enough to give them enough credibility to hoodwink investors. Then, once they have fleeced enough "marks," they disappear. What makes the Bush case much, much worse is that I doubt he will disappear.


Additional Notes on "Rancho Boguso" from Bonafide Texans


Apparently Rancho Boguso has done time not just as a small-time cattle ranch but was once a pig farm as well! And those horses you see in photos? Window dressing only - Bush can't ride!!!

Read with interest your article at Democrats.com. Being from Waco I know well what you say. Crawford first of all is closer to Waco than the Branch Davidian Compound but this is never said.

For your information Bush was just given a saddle as a gift that is now on tour around the state. This saddle is of NO use to him since he does't ride horses. Ask Vincinte Fox - who wanted him to go riding on Bush's trip to Mexico.

Another fact is that he doesn't own any of the cattle on his "ranch". They are the cattle of the previous owner, who helps run the "Movie Set". He's a cowboy with more hat than cattle.

W. G. Lacy

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Manix Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-06-04 08:53 PM
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1. Thanks!! I've heard the rumors for awhile. Nothing surprises me about
Edited on Tue Apr-06-04 08:55 PM by Manix
these useless, lying crooks.
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buff2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-06-04 08:59 PM
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3. I think this article is amazing
I've never seen this kind of deception before. No wonder that jerk struts around with that Gaawd awful smirk on his face and no wonder he is so cocky. I'll bet he's laughing his arse off thinking about all the people....millions of them that are being fooled by him. Bet he thinks he IS king. :puke:
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Catherine Vincent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-06-04 08:58 PM
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2. The only ones being duped are sick repubbies.
You would think his parents were living on that pig farm instead of him. But no, they live in metropolitan Houston!
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PaDUer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-06-04 09:28 PM
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14. Those bushbots at freepsville..
all climax when they see him in his "get-up"...they're a bunch of sickos! Just like the freep-guys?, who are hungup on Coulter..wonder what they'd do if one ever grabbed it? I've read posts at freepsville that a couple would love to get a "date" with it! They're a bunch of perverted assholes. Can't wait to see what they're going to look like in the OD's.
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coltman Donating Member (342 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-06-04 09:03 PM
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4. have ya ever noticed...
when they show him "clearing brush" it's always in the same spot and always has that little dilapidated shed in the back round.
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buff2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-06-04 09:07 PM
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5. Yes......
Everything is staged. What a freakin phony he is.
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DemoTex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-06-04 09:10 PM
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6. Sounds like some thing from my beloved "Texas Observer."
Could it be?
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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-06-04 09:14 PM
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NMDemDist2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-06-04 09:19 PM
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9. Well mike you got huzpa i gotta give it to ya
we don't mind he bought himself a ranch in 1999, we just wonder about his motives. And I personally am a little steamed that the coverage of said "ranch" gives the impression he's been there for years. Just a tad mis-representative like so many other things in this administration
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PaDUer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-06-04 09:30 PM
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15. Do like the freeps...
mass-mail everyone you can with the info and ask WHY are the people being lied to about the so-called ranch.
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Catherine Vincent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-06-04 09:20 PM
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11. Very telling your first post is in defense of Shrubnut's pig farm.
:eyes:
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coltman Donating Member (342 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-06-04 09:25 PM
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12. well mike.....
Kerry has never tried to make people think he was something he's not. Bush tries to be a Texan he really from Conn.He tries to make people think he's just one of the regular people, he was born with a silver (coke) spoon up his nose. He wants people to think he's a christian but what god-fearing christian would kill as many people as he has? This administration has a lot of blood on it's hands and I'm not just talking about the illegal war.He made property value go up??? yeah right nobody is allowed within miles of the $%$##@$.I could go on and on but why waste my time you'll not listen cuz your brain-washed.:dem: :kick: :dem: :kick: :dem: :kick:
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Lone_Wolf Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-06-04 09:18 PM
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8. When the cameras are off he is chauffered around in a golf cart...
Funny how this never gets on TV...
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Andy_Stephenson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-06-04 09:19 PM
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10. Only one correction I can see...
"the builders came from a religious community in El Mott, Texas."

That would be Elm Mott, and they are not that religious.
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PaDUer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-06-04 09:25 PM
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13. This is ALL true...
Edited on Tue Apr-06-04 09:34 PM by PaDUer
the horses that we've seen him on, are rented for the day from one of the neighbors. The ranch is a MANSION. He's the biggest phony con going, along w/ the fake Texan accent/drawl. Did you ever catch him when he forgets and the drawl isn't there?
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liveoaktx Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-06-04 09:34 PM
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16. Reminded me, though, that he, DOES love to eat *Calf Fries*
which is a euphemism for cow balls. (As does Laura the Lump and the kiddies)
http://dir.salon.com/people/feature/2001/01/11/cheapshots0110/index.html

Here's an article, incidentally, about the nice tax break he gave himself for his Rainbo Club millionnaire hideaway in the Piney Woods.

http://www.s-t.com/daily/08-99/08-24-99/a06wn030.htm
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Catherine Vincent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-06-04 09:41 PM
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17. Cow balls!
ROTFL!!
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Cleita Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-06-04 10:56 PM
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20. Those were called Rocky Mountain oysters when I was in school.
x(
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newyawker99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 11:40 AM
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25. Hi Dac_76!!
Welcome to DU!! :toast:
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Lisa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-06-04 10:21 PM
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18. remember the "singing cowboy" BBQ for Vladimir Putin?
Cringe-inducing, indeed. Amazingly the Russian President managed to avoid laughing out loud during this spectacle. But he did manage to get in a few sly digs at Bush's posturing.


Q Did President Putin like the barbecue last night?

PRESIDENT BUSH: Ask him. (Laughter.)

PRESIDENT PUTIN: Just I had a hard time imagining how could a living person create such a masterpiece
of cooking. A fantastic meal. And when I said so to the President, he said, indeed, this cannot be done
except for in Texas. (Laughter and applause.)

http://www.whitehouse.gov/news/releases/2001/11/20011115-4.html
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fla nocount Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-06-04 10:52 PM
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19. Let us not forget that Crawford is a long hard drive from
Midland/Odessa where Poppy made his bones screwing widows out of mineral rights in the Permian basin (grandchild of a victim) and where the family is roundly detested. Nor should we forget Crawfords' proximity to the largest US military installation.
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AirAmFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-06-04 11:02 PM
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21. Do phony ranches get preferential tax treatment, the same...
... way phony farms get preferential tax treatment? As tens of millions of Americans are filing last-minute income tax returns, how much has Dubya "saved" in taxes at our expense?
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mrbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 08:01 AM
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22. phony ranches can get huge property tax breaks in texas........
According to the McLennan County Appraisal District, 1576.72 acres of Rancho de Chimpy has a listed market value of $1,282,879 or $813 per acre. However, the land has a ag/timber use value of $141,705 (80 acres - dryland crop land, 450 acres - improved pasture, 1047 acres - native pasture), an average of $89.90 an acre.

The Texas rules on ag evaluations are often abused.

This is a big savings at property tax time. The 2003 combined tax rate for the County, Crawford Independent School District and the Community College was $2.12 per $100. At the market value of $1,282,879 that tax would be $27,197. However Rancho de Chimpy pays at the ag/timber rate, $141,705 @ $2.12 per $100 = $3004, a $24,193 savings for the Lone Star Trust.

The improvements include the main house with 4284 square feet ($493,406), two addtional houses with 1368 square feet ($119,812) and 777 square feet ($17,303) and a 19,000 square foot barn ($7956).

Then there's the four acres listed "land non-homestead value" @ $610 each.

The 2003 total assessed value for the Rancho de Chimpy Stage including everything was $782,622 and a property tax bill for $16,591.

Need to do further research into that "non-hometead" thing. Can a trust take a homestead exemption? Chimpy really doesn't live in Crawford?









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AirAmFan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 08:27 AM
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23. Thanks for the research, mrbill
I'm glad I asked about Sluggo's Crawford tax dodge.
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mrbill Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 09:07 AM
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24. no problem, that's what we are here for........
Ross Perot longhorns at Allience were a total tax weasle deal.

Not sure that chimpy has any cattle grazing the "native pasture".

Wonder what crop farmerchimp grows on the "dryland cropland'?

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anarchy1999 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 12:03 PM
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26. Bird's Eye View of the "ranch"
From 1995, you can even see the pig barns.

http://cryptome.org/prez-eyeball.htm

snip:

Crawford has the Prairie Chapel Ranch now being called alternately the "Texas White House" or the "Western White House." First Lady Laura Bush spent several weeks after the inauguration readying the ranch for its new role as the Presidential retreat away from the Oval Office. President Bush has said "...when I'm not in Washington, there's a pretty good chance you'll find me on our place in Crawford, Texas."

George W. and Laura Bush purchased around 1600 acres just outside of Crawford in 1999. Located 18 miles southwest of Waco, Crawford is about 90 miles north of Austin and convenient to Fort Hood for those flights in on Air Force One. The ranch itself, eight miles northwest of Crawford, is in an area known as Prairie Chapel.

The ranch property includes a creek, canyon, waterfalls, and meadows where cattle and deer graze. The Bush family renovated an existing farmhouse and built a new home there. As an avid fisherman Bush added a private fishing lake stocked with bass. However, the curious trekking out to the ranch won't see any of that. From the road there's only pastures, barbed wire fences, and signs that warn "No stopping. No standing. No parking on right of way." You might, however, meet up with a few Secret Service agents near the ranch and in town.

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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-07-04 12:19 PM
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27. The Movie set in Crawford? complete with Alan Ladds elevator shoes
and windshields for the Bush Cowboy?

This is too funny.

He can hardly ride a Sega much less a Mech Bull on OFF.
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