Our God will CRUSH the false god of Islam & ALL it's followers

[mopaul]

our god is the one true god, ours is the one true religion. these are the end times and it will be a glorious day when all the muslim world falls to their knees to pray to the conquering god of war/peace, America's god. our god does not suffer the worship of other gods, and his terrible swift sword will lay a path of victory over the godless heathens. the blood of the subhuman muslims will flow till the euphprates runs dark red, and their cursed bones bleach dry in the sun.

our god will not be mocked and will not be challenged by the violent Allah, who tricks men into hell. all muslims are terrorists and insurgents and must be CONVERTED forcefully. all traces of the old god must be torn down, blasted away. we must not be sentimental when we systematically cleanse the heathen stain from this land that god gave to US. we must remain resolute as we fire upon unarmed women and children. those women will breed future generations of terrorists, and those children will surely grow up to harm us.

we must strike terror into the worshipers of Allah, for terror is all they understand. we must steel our resolve and not be swayed by the images of carnage and chaos. soon all the muslims will be converted, or cleansed from the sight of god. they will abandon Muhammad and accept the love of the prince of peace into their hearts. if they will not convert, they will be crushed under our god's feet, like so many cockroaches.

make no mistake, the people we are killing over there in heathen land had it coming. they are all terrorists, their god tells them to be so. our numbers are small compared to theirs, a handful of marines, surrounded by a sea of muslims, but god is on OUR side.
the one true god. the god of abraham. the god of peace. we fight for freedom and liberty and democracy, all they fight for is their home. these glorious times were foretold by our holy book, and the great day of jubilation is at hand.

do not waver in god's war on evil. do not be overly moved by the pictures of iraqi soldiers being tortured, they deserve it. do not let emotions cloud what has to be done. innocents will die, that cannot be helped, we were attacked remember. blood begets blood.
the muslim enemy will soon be wiped from our memories, like the mighty apache and navajo. our god will absorb them. our god will not be challenged by a false god.

make no mistake. this is a religious war, a holy war, a crusade against the gathering hoards of heathen muslims. our great god has placed a true christian in the white house for these momentous times.
a man of conviction, born again, forgiven, blessed, and anointed.
our president is a direct representative of our almighty god. our god will be victorious over the upstart god of the damned islamists.

let us look forward with a gleeful heart at the prospect of all the mosques being torn asunder with tanks and missiles, and the crescent moon and northern star will be ripped down, and in it's place the cross of jesus, the lord of all men. no more calls to prayer 5 times a day, no more jihads and insane clerics. soon all arab nations will abandon the old evil god of islam, and happily embrace the christian god. soon all nations will be peaceful ones, and our glorious almighty god will reign supreme forever and ever. amen, and amen.

[thebigidea]

1. Hallelujah! Shout Hosanna!

Makes me wanna give my rent money to Robert Tilton, it does.

[raifield]

2. Really? Santa for 2004!

It makes ME want to give my money to Santa Claus, since him and God are just about as real.

I also have no clue who Robert Tilton is, so I missed the joke if there was one.

[argyl]

20. Tilton was a Dallas based televangelist who lost his audience due to

a scandal involving misappropriation of funds,if my memory is correct.As these charlatans go he wasn't nearly as mean spirited to other faiths as Robertson and Falwell.He was an unabashed give me your money huckster.
He'd literally break in mid sentence of his spiel and either announce that he felt there was someone out there who was ready to give a "faith offering" or begin talking in tongues.He'd also get some really goofy expressions while he was doing this.
He was actually entertaining in a bizarre way,as long as you weren't one of the poor souls taken in by him to send him money you couldn't afford to part with.

[mopaul]

4. somebody say 'HALLELUJAH, FOR FALLUJAH!!

i knew i could count on you big.

[thebigidea]

6. I will pray extra hard for Paul Wolfowitz today, brother

[mopaul]

7. E--e-e-e-e-e-e-excellent............(tenting fingers)

and don't forget to pray for our anointed president, who has to answer a lot of annoying questions about 9-11 today. thank the lord dick cheney will be there to hold the president's dick while he lies.

[thebigidea]

9. Are you implying that I might FORGET our President in prayer?

Some faith you have in my faith!

It is a well known fact that I spend at least 5 out of every 24 hours praying that George Bush doesn't choke on another pretzel or Middle Eastern Country.

And now, Attorney General John Ashcroft will lead us in prayer...

"Blessed are the detained, be they ever confined...Blessed are the broken, beaten persons of interest - be they ever contained... Blessed are thy Halliburtoned Servants - yea, whoa - and ultimately and eventually verily, though I walk through the shadow of the valley of medical marijuana, I will feel no compassion, I will work thine infinite compassion to suffocatingly conservative conclusions... forever and ever, in Crisco we bathe, in determination which is uh... the best friend of protection, promotion - uh the constitution is out of the box... and uhhh - security... is the information - uhhhh of wisdom. Amen."

[mopaul]

11. let's not have a 'who's more pious' contest here, cause i'll win

your prayer is nice, but we all know who is the most holy here, and it ain't you big idea. i'm calling you out backslider. it is i, mo paul, who is the most religious and most respectful of the lord.

upstart, that's what you are. i brush my teeth with the blood of infidels.

[thebigidea]

13. Yeah, well I LOST all my teeth due to dedication to brutal conversions

Constant conversion is just as bad as sugar, as saving souls can lead to rather extreme forms of gingivitis. Luckily, the Lord God hath provided me "Oral B" - which comforts me, as it sounds alarmingly like "Oral Roberts."

With one hand on my toothbrush and one one hand on my waterproof Bible, the planet should be entirely Christian by sometime next month. I'm hoping to get all the stragglers converted at the last minute by offering candy and real estate deals.

[mopaul]

14. we can't wait a month

all must submit to his holy writ NOW. there's a time limit here, june 30th to be exact.

[thebigidea]

15. Coming June 30th... THE ENTITY... No one knew what it was... or WHY!

THE ENTITY... Coming Soon from Probably Paranoid Pictures...
THE ENTITY... Horror has a new smell...
THE ENTITY... A harrowing Constitutional Drama...
THE ENTITY... a dashing, foppish viceroy is all we have to protect us from...

THE ENTITY...

Coming June 30th

[mopaul]

17. boy, that was a sucky movie

a lady being molested by a ghost/poltergeist. it would've been a better porno plot.

[thebigidea]

18. what was that W line about having "seen this bad movie before" or somesuch

Boy, do I know the feeling, Mr. "President."

[robbedvoter]

43. Nah, it was a Star trek episode and it was a guy molested by an energy

cloud. Kirk said it was disgusting so he pulverised it....
The entity was a broad.

[frank frankly]

37. LOL. The Entity. One of President Hitler's best zingers.

my brain exploded when i heard that. i'm pretty sure i am dead and stuck in GWB's stupid hell.

[goclark]

40. Is he really there today?

If not, he needs to get his butt over there immediately!
Where is their "hands on leadership?"

[Hunter_1253]

3. Call me a nut...

But aren't they the same God? Now Jesus on the other hand could kick the crap out of Mohammed.

[matcom]

5. PRAISE BE!!

its because OUR God prefers "Great Taste" over "Less Filling" right?

[mopaul]

12. that's right, our god HATES lite beers

only infidels drink lite beer. holy men like we drink only real beer. thank you for clarifying that for me.

[dbt]

8. Let us now rise and sing HYMN 43!

Oh father high in heaven -- smile down upon your son
whose busy with his money games -- his women and his gun.
Oh Jesus save me!
And the unsung Western hero killed an Indian or three
and made his name in Hollywood
to set the white man free.
Oh Jesus save me!
If Jesus saves -- well, He'd better save Himself
from the gory glory seekers who use His name in death.
Oh Jesus save me!
I saw him in the city and on the mountains of the moon --
His cross was rather bloody --
He could hardly roll His stone.
Oh Jesus save me!

:evilgrin:
dbt

[mopaul]

10. on-ward christian soldiers, marching as to war

with the cross of jesus, going on before

[susu369]

16. Mopaul, from now on, that must be God with a capital G

:evilgrin:

[mopaul]

19. sorry, that WAS awful blashphe-me

that's why god gave us spellcheck

[BiggJawn]

21. The DOLLAR will destroy Islam?

The God of Murka, a Dollar, riding in an SUV with the engine dicked with so it gets only 3 MPG....

[mopaul]

23. "In God we trust"

His eye hovers above a pyramid on every dollar. this is a symbol that our god is above the muslim god.

[BiggJawn]

31. "All others pay CASH"

but paul, the pyramids pre-date Islam, so could it be perhaps that's the Eye of Horus, and Jim Dobson should be invoking Anubis?

[Brewman_Jax]

22. You got a witness!

Kill them all and god will keep his own, the rest will be condemned to the infernal regions to suffer everlasting torment for not worshipping the One True god! :evilgrin:

[mopaul]

24. shamockta heblakoosta bingleshmert shalama wama wamma

speaking in tongues like my mother does

[Brewman_Jax]

25. Thanks

I got a conference call later that I may not be able to get out of, and a crusade would be a great distraction!

[thebigidea]

26. my mother does too... at one point I said:

"That would be impressive if you suddenly burst into French or something, otherwise its not really doing much for me."

Speaking in tongues. Geez. Isn't the Biblical gimmick supposed to be that you can actually COMMUNICATE with people in other languages, not just let loose a torrent of babble, verbal diarrhetics?

[mopaul]

28. my mom is more religiously insane than your mom

we sound like brothers here. my mom says she hears voices coming at her from outer space, (not making this up) and she repeats the sounds she hears. i asked her if she understood these 'languages' and she said no. then i asked why god would make a person speak in gibberish that he doesn't understand, and her answer wasn't too clear. of course. she swore that a lady in her church DID break out into italian or something, even though there were no italians in the room to confirm it.

the ways of the lord are mysterious to behold

[hatrack]

46. Oo, Ee, Oo Ah Ah, Ting Tang Wallawallabingbang

Oo Ee, Oo Ah Ah, Tingtangwallawallabingbang!!

Or, if you're AG: Awopbopaloobop Alop Bam Boom!!!

[oblivious]

27. That's some powerful oratory there.

You could make some money with that talent. Throw in a marching band and I'll follow you.

[mopaul]

29. i'll HEAL ya!

get up outta that wheelchair and i'll give you a benny hinn smack on the forehead and knock your sin ridden ass down to the ground!

[asteroid2003QQ47]

30. A great anti Viet Nam war song with one word changed

to suit the moment.

Onward Christian soldiers
Duties way is plain
Slay your Muslim neighbors
Or by them be slain

Pulpeteers are spouting
Effervescent swill
God above is calling you
To rob and rape and kill

All your acts are sanctified
By the lamb on high
If you love the Holy Ghost
Go murder, pray, and--die

[funkybutt]

32. Don't be a hater

I'm not going to even give you the benefit and read your religious fanatacism. that's the problem with the world today! You're part of the problem. Preach love not hate, you're misled

[mopaul]

34. i'm kidding, you're kidding too right?

i had my sarcasm mode on when i wrote that. i'm bustin' out all over with love. i got love comin' outta my ass here

[funkybutt]

36. Thank GOD ALMIGHTY

i was afraid, very very afraid

[madfloridian]

39. That is our mopaul at his best.

:hi:

His humor bites, but it is so correct. I always watch for his posts, and I missed him when he was not around here.

[Iceburg]

33. Saddam is now looking like a saint by most standards ...

Saddam is now looking like a saint by most standards
The "ceasefire/massacre" in Fallujah; the rape and torture of prisoners in Abu Ghraib and other prisons in Iraq. Only "God/Bush" knows whats going on in Guantonamo Bay???

While 50% of Americans sponsor these activities, the other 50% are content to blame "this Administration". At some point we have to ask ourselves -- Is attributing blame really enough?

No one can terrorize a whole nation,

unless we are all his accomplices.

Edward R. Murrow
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When your feet grow tired from marching, write letters
When your hands grow weary from writing, make phone calls
When your voice goes hoarse from yelling, then start praying.
Please America -- March NOW ... pray later.

The DU Activism/Events forum is sadly the most underutilized board of this website.

[funkybutt]

35. make no mistake?

that's a Bushism if I've ever heard onee

[mmonk]

38. Say it! pray

Go ahead and hate your neighbor
Go ahead and cheat a friend
Do it in the name of Heaven
You can justify it in the end
There won't be any trumpets blowing
Come the judgement day
In the blooding morning after oooooooh
One tin soldier rides away.

[Mandate My Ass]

41. You're on fire today, mo

Good stuff. :hi:

[mopaul]

42. kick for superjesus

[Geo55]

44. Scary stuff !

Just watched the PBS flik on our messiah complexed leader...scared the beejeezus outta me ! http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/

To borrow a page from the religious right-chus:
The best trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing folks that he doesn't exist.

[No2W2004]

45. intermision

God wants dollars
God wants cents
God wants pounds shillings and pence
God wants guilders
God wants kroner
God wants Swiss francs
God wants French francs
Oui il veut des francs francais
God wants escudos
God wants pesetas
Don't send lira
God don't want small potatoes
God wants small towns
God wants pain
God wants clean up rock campaigns
God wants widows
God wants solution
God wants TV
God wants contributions
What God wants God gets God help us all
-Roger Waters