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Lostnote03 Donating Member (850 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-09-04 03:41 PM
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"Its A Miracle!!!!".....Randy Rhodes is hilarious!!!
........Listing the numerical discrepancies between reg. voters and the higher number of votes actually counted....She's hilarious and Spot-On!!!....Its A Miracle!!!!!!
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Straight Shooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-09-04 03:42 PM
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1. That came up on DU first, as a sideswipe at bush's "win"
Hallelujah, it's a miracle!
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Lostnote03 Donating Member (850 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-09-04 03:44 PM
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3. WE're certainly in good company....LOL..n/t
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RyomaSakamoto Donating Member (393 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-09-04 08:00 PM
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10. lot's come up here first ;->
thank GORE he 'invented' the INTERNET :bounce:
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President Jesus Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-09-04 03:44 PM
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2. where can we find this list she's reading from?
thanks
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Lostnote03 Donating Member (850 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-09-04 03:47 PM
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4. Not sure......But it should be sent to all newspapers
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johnnie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-09-04 03:59 PM
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6. Maybe here?
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CrispyQ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-09-04 03:51 PM
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5. I don't think she can ever out-do the . . .
...North Korean cooking accident that released a giant shitake mushroom cloud. I LMAO for weeks over that one.
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nostamj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-09-04 04:12 PM
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7. i was COMPLELLED by the SPIRIT of RANDI............
to design a new button:






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krkaufman Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-09-04 05:31 PM
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8. Registration up....!!! Voting machines down....
And you get this....



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Senior citizen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-09-04 07:58 PM
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9. Hallelujah Brothers and Sisters!

The moral voters had close to 10,000% voter turnout in some Ohio towns! That isn't 10,000 extra votes, that's 10,000 percent more votes than registered voters. See what the power of prayer can do? No wonder they have those White House prayer breakfasts! Ohio had 97,000 more votes than registered voters. 93,000 people supposedly showed up at the polls and then did not vote. And the absentee ballots weren't counted. Add to that the disinformation, harassment, and all the other dirty tricks, and you've got what Bev calls ELECTILE DYSFUNCTION!

And the Democrats are still asking for PROOF of fraud? Or is it proof that eliminating the fraud would change the results? Or maybe they're just assuming that all the extra voters were angels sent to earth by God to vote for His chosen (p)resident?

I think the REAL miracle is that Kerry knew so early on that he had lost Ohio. Maybe one of those voting angels whispered in his ear?





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