Zomby Woof
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Thu Mar-03-05 11:20 PM
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I tell people who voted for Bush... |
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Especially the sorry fucking pinheaded festering pushole loser assclown fascist anal seepages who did so twice: "Fuck you, you voted for Bush, you have blood on your hands. You should be ashamed. And fuck you."
Or if I ain't sayin' it out loud - goddamn workplace rules and the need for food and shelter - I am thinkin' it. It's on the tip of my sweet tongue. Blood on your hands, fuckfaces!
As HST said, "I piss down the throats of these nazis." Fuck, I am drinking extra water, beer, whiskey, and coffee just so I can keep a steady supply stream ready.
What do you tell people who voted for the coke-addled corporate boytoy? You should screw diplomacy in the ass, and go for the jugular. The Good Doctor would approve.
He didn't die in vain.
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Thu Mar-03-05 11:22 PM
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Maybe some of the sheeple will figure it out.
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Zomby Woof
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Thu Mar-03-05 11:24 PM
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3. If my freeper brother-in-law pisses me off... |
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When I visit NC next month, he is getting a blast o' ZeeDub up his nazi freepin' ass. No mercy on ignorant hatemongering war-hardon nazi freeps, ever.
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Thu Mar-03-05 11:24 PM
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2. LOL! Don't be coy; what do you REALLY think of Bush voters? |
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"Sorry fucking pinheaded festering pushole loser assclown fascist anal seepages." Gotta remember that one. And so true...
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Zomby Woof
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Thu Mar-03-05 11:28 PM
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7. And yet, it still seems like an understatement |
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Like there are not enough adjectives to describe my venomous contempt for these crapbrained scrotumsuckers. :P
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Thu Mar-03-05 11:33 PM
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11. I'd agree that there aren't enough adjectives. |
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But you've just given me a few more good ones. Thanks. "Crapbrained scrotumsuckers" -- excellent!
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Thu Mar-03-05 11:29 PM
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8. Remember "...a rose by any other name still smells" |
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Fri Mar-04-05 12:12 AM
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with blood on their hands. I wonder how they sleep knowing they've killed women and children?
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Thu Mar-03-05 11:26 PM
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with as much vigor. I saw a big ass pickup yesterday with two bumper stickers. One was a Bush/Cheny the other Gun Control Means Both Hands. I flipped him off with my baby finger.
I got no use for Bush voters.
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Thu Mar-03-05 11:27 PM
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5. I tell them they are baby killers |
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and grandma and grandpa killers, and pregnant women killers, and little girl killers, and mommy and daddy killers.
the troops aren't pulling the trigger. the people who voted for Bush are pulling the triggers.
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Thu Mar-03-05 11:27 PM
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6. Assclown?? Another One Who Has Seen "Office Space!!" |
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I love it. I let people carry on about how bad the economy is...or about how much they are paying for health insurance, or prescription drugs....I let them carry on about how hard it is to make ends meet, get a raise, find a job, etc....I listen with a sympathetic ear.
Then, I quietly ask them who they voted for, and smile sweetly.
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Thu Mar-03-05 11:32 PM
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But my use of that word predates that movie by years. :-) "Asshat" is also a classic. They are wonderfully interchangeable.
Yes, you nailed it there... the ones griping the most are usually the sorry fartmongers who see him as a folksy christian REAL MAN, and love that arrogant snide swagger... fuck, I can't summon the contempt I have for these walking cornholes.
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Thu Mar-03-05 11:32 PM
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"Oh? You voted for Junior? And your Cargo hasn't arrived yet? Too fucking bad, sucks to be you..."
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Thu Mar-03-05 11:34 PM
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12. I plead with them to recognize that the evil ones |
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ALWAYS ask people not to educate themselves while the good ones ALWAYS ask people to do just the opposite.
Then I ask them why they think that is.
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Thu Mar-03-05 11:34 PM
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13. Now now, don't hold back, tell them how you really feel. |
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good lines here. And then some have the guts to tell me they're not sure if they did the right thing.
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Zomby Woof
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Thu Mar-03-05 11:38 PM
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15. It's the hardcore and shameless I am after |
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The ones who LOVE him, and think he is SWELL, and do not regret their vote. There is a special place in My Own Zomby Hell for these prickslayers (whatever the fuck that is, it just sounds cool as I made it up just now).
As for the whiny pissants who regret their vote, mock them, and still tell them BLOOD IS ON THEIR HANDS. They should have had brains 5 years sooner at the least.
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Thu Mar-03-05 11:35 PM
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14. I don't talk to them, period. |
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If I KNOW they voted for him.
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Zomby Woof
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Thu Mar-03-05 11:45 PM
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18. A sound policy, to be sure |
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I don't know many, and I don't look for them. And as I said, the few at my workplace are protected by those weak-ass rules from my wrath... But if anyone out there should ever confront me because they want to sneer at me for being a "liberal Democrat", I am going to slay them on the spot. They will regret their choice to engage me in a political tete-a-tete. I have enjoyed the results so far. The look of stunned stupidity and impotent snide arrogance combined with clueless frustration is a delight to be savored. Don't deny yourself the pleasure. ;-)
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Thu Mar-03-05 11:48 PM
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19. Oh believe me I haven't. |
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And I do write about the occasional encounter on DU.
But for the most part, they better give me a wide fucking berth, because I don't even want to look at them.
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Thu Mar-03-05 11:55 PM
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20. I remember one of those! |
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It was the woman who had to use the ATM-style food stamps, wasn't it? Complained about the ecomony and so forth, but said she voted for him because he "makes us safe". This was in a supermarket or drug store?
I remember the gist of that great thread. All I can say is: you are a better person than I, because legally, you had every right to mock her and you didn't. I may have had her deported to Antarctica, thousands of miles from me. Maybe get an ozone hole tan.
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Thu Mar-03-05 11:39 PM
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Thu Mar-03-05 11:42 PM
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17. I do the same thing.... |
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Some aquaintances and co-workers will say the word 'bush', just to watch me go off!
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Thu Mar-03-05 11:57 PM
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If it's a bordeline * voter we should be more careful. We don't want to lose them for future elections. Although a majority of them are sick people well adjectived in this thread, there's a minority that's not lost and can still be educated.
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Thu Mar-03-05 11:59 PM
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22. I called this dude Traitor to the Constitution |
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Edited on Fri Mar-04-05 12:00 AM by proud patriot
and asked him "when do my friends get to come home?"
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Fri Mar-04-05 12:09 AM
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"Fuck you, you voted for Bush, you have blood on your hands. You should be ashamed. And fuck you."
My feelings precisely.
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Fri Mar-04-05 12:11 AM
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Fuck those shit-eating douchebags.
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