rurallib
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Mon Mar-07-05 07:49 PM
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Can anyone tell me where I can find an application for the Army online. I would like to have a few with during the anti-war march on the 19th. I figure there will be some B*** supporters harrassing us and I'd like to give them an opportunity to back up their convictions so the draft will be less likely.
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Mon Mar-07-05 08:09 PM
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1. If they are brave enough to harass you they belong in the |
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Marines. Find them a USMC application.
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caligirl
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Mon Mar-07-05 08:10 PM
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2. You aren't likely to find one on line, its a face to face job But |
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Edited on Mon Mar-07-05 08:12 PM by caligirl
have fun making your own, they'll never know anyway. Make sure you ask ALL the Appropriate questions- wink wink
1. Have you ever pulled the wings off a fly? 2. Do you like fire crackers, really Big firecrackers, small explosive devices? 3. Whats the greatest number of times you've watched diehard back to back? 4. Do you like girls? 5. If female, do you like girls? 6. Do you drive a truck? If so how big? If words escape you, attach picture of truck. 7. Do you drink beer? Domestic or import? If import, explain. 8. Chew tobacco? If no explain why not. 9. If married do you beat your wife? If yes, do you always win?
Feel free to add on.
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Mon Mar-07-05 08:12 PM
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Maybe you can go to a recruitment office and grab a stack of brochures.
Have fun. I'll see you there.
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TreasonousBastard
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Mon Mar-07-05 08:17 PM
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the recruitment process takes a lot of forms and tests, and an oath.
You might stop into a recruiting office, preferably Marines, and get some literature to pass out. Shove a brochure under their noses and tell them to put up or shut up.
Of course , you could be a real prick and sign them up for the email list and other stuff at www.goarmy.com if you can wangle some info about them.
:evilgrin:
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