Ann Coulter debating Janet Reno tonight

[Dookus]

in Buffalo, NY. CNN just reported it.

I sure hope it comes to blows. Janet would snap her in half.

[eleny]

1. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Love the image.

[rodeodance]

Reno will have thoughful reasons responses and Ann will be stupid--what

a match-up. te he

[BigBearJohn]

40. Coulter would adorable with a cream pie in her face

[anonymous44]

42. LMAO

[rockymountaindem]

2. I wish I could be there.

Janet Reno is gonna wipe the floor with Coulter.

[rodeodance]

3. lets ask c-span to cover it!!!

[Jesus Saves]

4. What an odd duo.

We're talking two very different styles here.

[Dookus]

7. Yeah

Janet's more old-school... ya know, chains and switch-blades. Coulter just drunkenly swings an empty bottle of chardonnay and tries to hit her opponent with a lit cigarette.

[Bouncy Ball]

39. You're so colorful Dookus.

[Dookus]

44. hm...

if by "colorful" you mean "really really gay", I have to agree.

[Bouncy Ball]

47. LOL, no, I meant your descriptions are really colorful, silly!

[rodeodance]

10. two very differant mentalities!!

[AlCzervik]

5. holy shit!!! OMG i would so love to be there

Anne Coulter will look even more insane sitting next to Reno.

[LiberalinNC]

6. Go Janet! Man Coulter will probably get mad and start yelling

"The democrats are racists, and stupid...they hate everyone"...crap!

[FreedomAngel82]

53. You're probably right

I saw a video someone put up here of Coulter on Hannity & Colmbs and Colmbs was trying to have a civil discussion with her and all she did was say the democrats were liars and all that and he was like "you're calling me a liar?" and she just flipped her hair and turned to the person sitting on the other side of her and giggled. She couldn't debate out of a plastic bag.

[Inland]

8. Oh, Janet, don't lower yourself.

Coulter doesn't have an ounce of intelligence, doesn't have a policy, doesn't have a platform to stand on. Except for the lack of inherent dignity that should prevent her from insulting her betters, the lack of patriotism that should prevent her from calling most of her fellow Americans the scum of the earth, the lack of courage or intelligence that allows her to contribute to a rational debate, and the hilarious self delusion that she's hot looking, Coulter has no function in life.

[rodeodance]

14. ann could function as doormat for me--it is snowing today and I need a

good one for lots of kids boots to wipe their feet on!!

[daninthemoon]

54. I'm with you

Coulter is undebatable, because she doesn't have an ounce of honesty or integrity, only mindless, unconcienable spite and venom. Janet Reno can only end up looking bad to the Coulterite dittoheads out there. It won't make any difference how well she does.

[mitchtv]

9. I sure hope you guys are right

Janet seemed real off on Bill Maher last week. she almost didn't talk at all> I hope she has the strength to speak up and not get walked over.

[BrklynLiberal]

11. That was my first thought. She seemed very inarticulate on Maher.

Perhaps if there are no cameras she will be better.

[annabanana]

20. I understand she is suffering from Parkinson's Disease....

It's not that she's inarticulate, it's just that it takes her a couple of moments to get herself coordinated. I don't understand why she would lower herself to associate with this sociopath.

[rodeodance]

23. yes, parkinson's will do that to a person.

[rodeodance]

21. but she has been in national TV lots of times and did well (Reno)--camera

s do not seem to be a bother her. Lets just hope she was having an off night with Maher.

[FreedomAngel82]

55. Right

Maybe she was shy and Maher asked her on and she didn't want to be rude and pass up. I wish CSPAN would cover this so we could see. Maybe she just wanted to be poliet since it was a tv show. :shrug:

[rodeodance]

17. sorry to here Reno did not do well last week, Yes, I hope she perks up

Ann is a dangerous cat to be up against.

[Lone_Star_Dem]

35. She was still thoughtful and eloquent.

The intelligence still shone through like a beacon. She's just at a state where it takes her a moment to articulate a reply.

[mitchtv]

48. eloquent? she barely said three words

and then only when catered to by Maher

[CatBoreal]

12. That doesn't strike me as fair...

...Janet Reno having a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.

Hardly sporting of her.

[rodeodance]

18. ann is never unarmed--her slimeball mouth is always open

[Catherine Vincent]

13. Will this be televised?

[Dookus]

15. I don't think so...

I'm looking around now to see if it will be webcast.

[henslee]

16. Why even dignify, legitimize Coulter by debating her? nt

[rodeodance]

19. it does seem an odd match up--wonder what pocessed whoever to ask

them.

[eissa]

24. That's what I was thinking

How could a respected former US Attorney General be given the same platform as some sleazy, foul-mouthed, brain-dead moron?

[henslee]

27. I mean where is the goddam upside. What next, Coulter runs for office?

Coulter gets her own show? The woman is an inarticulate one note droning lightweight whom I've seen get torn to shreds on Tv numerous times (Mayer/CNN/ D. Miller). I am so sick.

[FreedomAngel82]

56. I personally am surprised

that Coulter doesn't have her own show already. :shrug: I guess faux doesn't have enough room or something.

[nostamj]

22. wow! Beauty and the Beast redux!!

and, you're GORGEOUS Janet!

ANN COULTER
(To the tune of "(How Do You Solve A Problem Like) MARIA" from THE SOUND OF MUSIC)

SHE LOVES TO FIB
AND RILE THE LIBS.
HER SKIRT IS BARELY THERE.
SHE'S CHUMMY WITH SEAN HANNITY
WHO LOVES HER LONG BLOND HAIR
I HATE TO STOOP TO RUMOR
AND THOUGH THIS MAY BE UNFAIR:
I'VE EVEN HEARD SOME PEOPLE SAY SHE'S MANLY...

SHE'LL BROWN HER NOSE FOR BUSHIES
BUT YOU'LL HAVE TO PAY HER FIRST
SHE'S FULL OF HATE FOR SWARTHY MALES
AND BEST WHEN AT HER WORST
SO SOMEONE HAS TO SAY IT
'CAUSE THE EVIDENCE IS CLEAR
ANN COULTER IS A FASCIST OR A NAZI!

I'D LIKE TO ADD MY OWN LITTLE REBUKE
ANN COULTER...MAKES ME...PUKE!

HOW DO YOU STOP A HARPY LIKE ANN COULTER
HOW DO WE STOP THIS CLOWN AND SHUT HER DOWN?
WHAT KIND OF SLUR'S TOO MUCH FOR OUR ANN COULTER?
A 'SEE YOU NEXT TUESDAY? A FEMALE DOG? A WHORE?

LOOK FOR HER LIES SHE HIDES THEM IN HER ENDNOTES
LOOK AT HER THIGHS, SHE'S FLASHING THEM AGAIN
BUT SHE'S SUCH A RIGHT WING TOOL
BELIEVING THAT HATE IS COOL
HOW DO WE FLUSH THIS COCKROACH DOWN THE DRAIN?

OH, HOW DO YOU STOP A SHREW WHO SPEWS SUCH VENOM?
OH, HOW DO WE END THE COULTER KIND OF PAIN?

WHEN SHE'S ON THE AIR I CLICK
OR HER SCHICK WILL MAKE ME SICK
AND I'M TEMPTED TO IMPLODE THE TV SET.
SHE'S A FAN OF JOE McCARTHY
AND UPFRONT ABOUT HER BIGOTRY
SHE'S A DEMON! THE RIGHT'S DIVA! SHE'S ROVE'S PET!

PUT THE LEFT UNDER ARREST
AND ADMIT THAT BUSH IS BEST
OR SHE'LL THROW A PETTY TANTRUM THAT'S PROFANE
SHE'S NOT SUBTLE. SHE'S NOT WISE
SHE'S UNBALANCED. CHECK THOSE EYES!
SHE'S A SYMPTOM. SHE'S AN ILLNESS.
SHE'S INSANE!

HOW DO YOU STOP A HARPY LIKE ANN COULTER
HOW DO WE STOP THIS CLOWN AND SHUT HER DOWN?
WHAT KIND OF SLUR'S TOO MUCH FOR OUR ANN COULTER?
A 'SEE YOU NEXT TUESDAY? A FEMALE DOG? A WHORE?

LOOK FOR HER LIES SHE HIDES THEM IN HER ENDNOTES
LOOK AT HER THIGHS, SHE'S FLASHING THEM AGAIN
BUT SHE'S SUCH A RIGHT WING TOOL
BELIEVING THAT HATE IS COOL
HOW DO WE FLUSH THIS COCKROACH DOWN THE DRAIN?

OH, HOW DO YOU STOP A SHREW WHO SPEWS SUCH VENOM?
OH, HOW DO WE END THE COULTER KIND OF PAIN?

[Kurovski]

46. Who did that! It's brilliant!

Typo, I think "shick" supposed to be "Shtick", and "bigotry" doesn't fit the, what? Meter?

BUT I'd love to see that performed.

Maybe Bill Maher could get Ann on his show and have a group of actresses as nuns seranade her. I bet she'd go for it, too! Bill?

Seriously, WHO IS RESPONSIBLE for this majestic work of art??!!

[nostamj]

49. it's mine....

one of many.

you're right about bigotry but it would be sung without only two beats (big'try). and I fixed that typo in my master file

lots more here:


and on my website www.jeffreymatson.com

[ProfessorGAC]

25. A Strong Wind Would Snap Her In Half

I can see the scenario now though. She'll just do her Coulter thing and Janet will say something really cogent. And the response will be the Coulter thing. Rinse. Repeat.

The Professor

[CTyankee]

26. How much you wanna bet

that she ridicules Reno because of her Parkinson's? Doesn't she usually stoop to doing stuff like that?

[FreedomAngel82]

57. Sad

Really. No respect for the elderly in Coulter.

[Verve]

28. Are you joking? I'd love to see it if it's true. Is it on CSPAN? n/t

[Dookus]

29. alas, I don't think so

and the University of Buffalo isn't webcasting it :(

[SoCalDem]

30. Why do iintelligent people give Coulter credence by even

acknowledging that she exists??

You can never "win" a battle of wits against an "unarmed" idiot like Coulter..

[Johonny]

32. I agree

Even showing up to debate her gives her credibility she doesn't deserve.

[Donald Ian Rankin]

34. There are three possible reasons

for arguing with someone, I think.

The first is that they may actually be right and you may learn something.

The second is that you may be able to convince them that they are wrong.

The third is that you may be able to convince the audience that they are wrong.

The first two are impossible in the case of Miss Coulter, I suspect, but the third makes debating with her well worth while, I think.

[SoCalDem]

36. Not gonna happen, I'm sorry to say.

The FoxNewsJunkies have their marching orders and they follow them gleefully, even if it's off a cliff. The rest of the people who would even watch this nonsense will not suddenly see the wisdom of AC, so it;s just another "faux reality" 'show'.:(

[FredScuttle]

31. I hope it's "Janet Reno Dance Party" on Mannthrax's face

You saw what I did to that creampuff Guiliani...IT'S GO TIME, MANNTHRAX!

[Vinca]

33. Oh, no. Considering what Coulter said about Helen Thomas,

I cringe to think of what she'll call Janet Reno. The really sad part is that compared to Janet Reno, Coulter is nothing more than a wannabe lap dancer with a big mouth.

[walldude]

38. Well, Coulter won't call her anything bad to her face

She usually saves the racist, bigoted, comments for her column or books, live she's just stupid.

[bush_is_wacko]

37. Gee maybe the thugs will learn what a SMART woman looks and talks

like tonight! I can't imagine who on earth would ever PAY Coulter for her "legal" talents. My 11 year old son could make a better and more knowledgeable argument on anything Coulter has ever brought up!

I haven't seen Reno in a while. How is her Parkinson's?

[against all enemies]

41. Coulter is dumber than dirt. She was at a forum with Al Franken and he

danced all over her with his wit and brains. It was almost sad how stupid she was, she couldn't even answer a question. The audience was clearly pro-Franken and laughed at her all night. I wish I had it on tape.

[FreedomAngel82]

58. Oh that would've been good!

Even just to hear the audience laughing at her! I bet she wasn't expecting that!

[Stop_the_War]

43. Will it be broadcast? On C-Span?

[Batgirl]

45. live satellite feed screengrab

[Joey Liberal]

50. Ann's Adam Apple will be poppin'

And Coulter will get hysterical. She always does.

[FreedomAngel82]

51. That should be a good show!

I saw Reno on Maher's show. She's very poliet but she knows her stuff.
I wish I could see that show! Anybody here going?

[in_cog_ni_to]

52. Janet will be lucky to get a word in edgewise.

Coulter is so damn rude. She dominates the conversation. She interupts whenever she wants to and never lets people talk. Janet is so soft spoken. I doubt she'll get to say much. Man, I would LOVE to see that debate though.