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Wed Mar-23-05 01:27 PM
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| Is Terri Schiavo the second coming? |
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And does that mean that the rapture is coming soon. :scared:
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| Lone Pawn
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Wed Mar-23-05 01:28 PM
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| 1. I always said, if Jesus comes again, |
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he'll take the form of a brain-dead vegetable.
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| Avalux
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Wed Mar-23-05 01:28 PM
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| 2. Second coming of what? |
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Wed Mar-23-05 01:28 PM
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| 3. Well, the clinically dead make few additional mistakes in life |
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but that would be her only qualification.
Besides, I thought Elian Gonzales was the Second Coming.
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Wed Mar-23-05 01:29 PM
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| 4. She dies on Good Friday and it's all over |
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Wed Mar-23-05 01:29 PM
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Edited on Wed Mar-23-05 01:36 PM by Bleachers7
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Wed Mar-23-05 01:34 PM
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| 11. She dies on maundy thursday |
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Wed Mar-23-05 01:30 PM
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| 6. Uh oh!! Better get a haircut! n/t |
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Wed Mar-23-05 01:31 PM
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| 7. Messiah comes back to Earth, but then his brain atrophies. |
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I like the angle.
Sort of the ultimate let-down for the fundies. Would the crucifix be replaced by the feeding tube for the next 2000 years?
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| amber dog democrat
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Wed Mar-23-05 01:31 PM
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| 8. I don't know what she is - |
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beyond being a poster girl for right wing christian fascism.
How much longer is this farce going to play out?
as for the Raptor - it will swoop down and take the fundies away in its talons.
My guess is it eats them later on or flies them up to the pearly gates but not business class.
You n me aint going to worry about this.
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Wed Mar-23-05 01:33 PM
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| 9. well, the GOP is certainly going to maker her into a martyr... |
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when her life is over in everybody's eyes.
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Wed Mar-23-05 01:34 PM
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| 10. Good bring on the Rapture...I can wait for the world to be rid of fundies. |
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I've had it up to my neck with this hyper-religiosity bullshit.
JB
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Wed Mar-23-05 01:51 PM
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the righties would want to pull the plug since they are keeping her soul from Jesus.
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Wed Mar-23-05 01:58 PM
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| 13. Rational thought and religious fundamentalism...never the twain shall meet |
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Trying to appeal to logic and the need for ethical consistency in these folks is like trying to break down a lead wall with a toothpick.
JB
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Wed Mar-23-05 02:08 PM
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| 14. Tom Delay did say that she was a gift from God |
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Wed Mar-23-05 02:09 PM
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| 15. I would laugh my ass off if |
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the tube went back in, she grew a new brain, got better...
...converted to Islam and went to a Madrassa in Yemen to study.
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