It is crazy I tell you…crazy, crazy…

[The Whiskey Priest]

Everyday, my sanity slips another notch…up is down, black is white. I firmly believe they could produce video tape of the entire Republican Party lining up for carnal knowledge with Bessie the cow and the next morning Brian Lamb would be answering calls Supporting President Bush where the caller would say:

“Brian, I love George Bush he is a wonderful man and I support him one-thousand percent.”

Lamb: Yes, but there is video tape of him indulging in carnal knowledge with a bovine?

“Well, that’s nothing more than them godless liberals! What about Bill Clinton?”

It’s crazy I tell you, crazy.

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

1. Ahhh... The Stump-Broke Heifer.

Mention that to some congressmen and watch them go all wistful. Thought of your first true love can do that. ;-)

[libhill]

2. Typical Freeper reply:

Carnal knowledge? I done old them commies Bush had smarts - now they's admitin' to it. Uh - who's Bovine?

[autorank]

3. Can always rely on Brian Lamb for honesty. Don't despair, it will get

worse, but not much worse. We've passed the tipping point. They are in the death throes of functionality. Lock up Bessie, take a few days to have some fun for yourself, and then strap yourself in. It's going to be one Hell of a ride and when it's all over, * and company will be in tatters. Count on it! He touched the untouchable this time, our fear of a painful, excruciating death that we cannot stop. This isn't about science or family values to the public. It's about fear of being Terry S and having a bit of cognition left. Remember "The Premature Burial" and "The Cask of the Amontillado." These are reflections of our core fear and * and company want to sentence us to it. He is to totally fucked and he doesn't even know it. Be of good cheer, our time is near!

[The Whiskey Priest]

4. Believe me….I had considered that….

The horror is that there might be some cognitive activity locked inside that tomb of a malfunctioning body…year after year… until madness is a release.

[autorank]

7. "tomb of a malfunctioning body"...

Whiskey Priest and Hans Delbrook, you're freaking me out :freak:

[Hans Delbrook]

5. It's actually one of my biggest fears

And you're right - it probably is a very primal human fear. That's why there are so many legends and stories about people being buried alive, burned alive, etc. (That last scene in the Wicker Man can still give me chills.)

That's why when people die of a heart attack, accident etc. we always say, "At least it was quick."

[autorank]

6. "At least it was quick" -- great point. Also "poison pills"

[greatauntoftriplets]

8. You need some sleep.....

And don't you think that Bessie the Cow has some standards?