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G_j Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 02:40 PM
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Devil's Dictionary Of The Bush Era
DEVIL'S DICTIONARY OF THE BUSH ERA
Tomdispatch.com

A survey of the world of pretzeled language coming from the
administration -- with thoughtful additions by Tom Engelhardt,
Rebecca Solnit, Chalmers and Sheila Johnson, and Arlie and
Adam Hochschild, among others.

http://www.alternet.org/story/21615/

For the last few years we have been ruled by lexicographers. Never has an administration spent so much time creating, defining, or redefining terms, perhaps because no one (since George Orwell) has grasped the power and possibility that lay hidden in plain sight in the naming and renaming of words. In a sense, our post-9/11 moment began with two definitions: The Bush administration named our global enemy "terrorism" and called the acts that followed a "war," which was soon given the moniker "the global war on terror" (later reduced to the acronym GWOT, also known as World War IV), which was then given an instant future – being defined as a "generational struggle" that was still to come. All this, along with "war" itself, was simply announced rather than officially "declared."

Given that we were (by administration definition) at war, it should have been self-evident that those we captured in our "war" on terrorism would then be "prisoners of war," but no such luck for them, since their rights would in that case have been clearly defined in international treaties signed by the United States. So the Bush administration opened its Devil's Dictionary and came up with a new, tortured term for our new prisoners, "unlawful combatants," which really stood for: We can do anything we want to you in a place of our choosing. For that place, they then chose Guantanamo, an American base in Cuba (which they promptly defined as within "Cuban sovereignty" for the purposes of putting our detention camps beyond the purview of American courts or Congress, but within Bush administration sovereignty – the sole kind that counted with them – for the purposes of the Cubans).

In this way, we moved from a self-declared generational war against a method of making war to a world of torture beyond the reach of, or even sight of, the law in a place that (until the Supreme Court recently ruled otherwise) more or less didn't exist. All this was then supported by a world of pretzeled language constantly being reshaped in the White House Counsel's office, the Justice Department, and the Pentagon so that reality would have no choice but to comply with the names given it.

The way gunmen once reached for their six-guns, so the various legal and other counselors of this administration reach for their dictionaries. The lawyer-authors of the various tortured memos about torture that came out of the White House Counsel's office and the Justice Department, for instance, expended much effort acting as if they were part of a panel for a new edition of some dictionary. Here are just a couple of examples along their tortuous path to redefining responsibility for the inflicting of pain:

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RobertSeattle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 02:47 PM
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1. Good list (at link)
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G_j Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 03:19 PM
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2. OK here are a few, these are GOOD folks!
I would recommend going to the link to read them all. http://www.alternet.org/story/21615 /

I clipped just a few:

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ARLIE HOCHSCHILD

Environmental Protection Agency: Economic Predators Inc.

Homeland Security Advisory System: Color-coded program for emotional destabilization.

Leave No Child Behind: Social class divide maintenance system

ADAM HOCHSCHILD

Senate n: Exclusive club, entry fee $10 to $30 million.

House of Representatives: Exclusive club, entry fee $1 to $5 million.

Washington Press Corps: Extension of White House and Pentagon press offices.

CHALMERS AND SHEILA JOHNSON

Stuff Happens: Donald Rumsfeld as master historian.

March of Freedom Around the World: John Negroponte's career.

Shock and Awe: A classic combination like "surf and turf"; special effects produced at missile point by the U.S. military. (See, State Terrorism).

BILL MOYERS

"Burning Bush": A biblical allusion to the response of the president of the United States when asked a question by a journalist who has not been paid to inquire.

JONATHAN SCHELL

Republican Party: A party that assails the foundations of the Republic, attacking the balance and separation of powers (See, Assertions of Untrammeled Presidential Authority – to violate domestic and international laws forbidding torture); habeas corpus (See, Assertion of Right to Lock Away "Enemy Combatants" Forever – without due process of law); and federalism (See, Legislative and Executive Rampage – to overturn state court decisions in the Terri Schiavo case).

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EastofEdon Donating Member (435 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Mar-29-05 07:14 PM
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3. "Burning Bush": A biblical allusion to the response of the president ...
From BILL MOYERS

"Burning Bush": A biblical allusion to the response of the president of the United States when asked a question by a journalist who has not been paid to inquire.


hilarious
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Frozen Hamster Donating Member (232 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Mar-30-05 04:09 AM
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4. I specially like this one:
FAITH, n. The stubborn belief that God approves of Republican moral values despite the preponderance of textual evidence to the contrary.

and this

FREEDOM, n. What Arabs want but can't achieve on their own without Western military intervention. It bears a striking resemblance to chaos.

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