needs caption: dick cheney PHOTO.......dick looks sick...

[diamond14]

still way overweight and out-of-shape...obviously, dick is NOT on the 'Healthy Heart' program.....

...as that heart-shocker kicks-in more frequently...
here is the BIG DICK !!!!!!!!!

zzzzzzzzzzzzttttttttttt.....zzzzttt.......zzztttt....zap....



Vice President Dick Cheney (news - web sites) takes a question during a town hall meeting at California State University, Monday, March 21, 2005, in Bakersfield, Calif. The meeting focused on reforming the social security system. (AP Photo/Ric Francis)

[cry baby]

1. looks constipated.

[Kerrytravelers]

2. caption: "I'm a sick little Dick."

[Jim Sagle]

3. "I'm taking yer Social Security money, and there isn't a goddamn thing

you can do about it!"

[brokensymmetry]

4. Sorta limp, actually.

:kick:

[Best_man23]

5. "You see, this car has low mileage"

"And we're going to take a thousand off the top and a thousand off the bottom"

My response: No Dick, no matter how much lipstick you put on the pig, its still a pig.

[jojo54]

6. The Dick is sick

The dick is sick
The tick won’t click
His life is a trick
That makes ME sick
The candle wick
Is now a short stick
So just a sharp flick

....WILL PUT YOUR FUCKING LIGHTS OUT, YA PRICK!

[Stephanie]

7. Looks like hell

And there is something really revolting going on there with the whole tie over the lumpy stomach thing.

Dick should kick soon - the expiration date on his bypass is long past due.

[ultraist]

8. LOL!

No, he doesn't appear to be on the healthy heart program.

He looks so fucking angry and controlling. His jaw is clenched, he's gripping that mic with both hands, his shoulders are tense...that dude must get some serious neckaches.

[jdots]

9. " that's a good question Skippy "

" why am I such a disgusting little greedy piece of shit ? "
" Well you see I have never had any love from anyone so i take it out on the world instead of moving on. "

[MisterP]

10. he's green, like milk past its date

[cosmicdot]

11. Dick confuses his SS script with "It's a Wonderful Life" ...

Mr. Potter/Dick:

"I'm an old man, and most people hate me. But I don't like
them either, so that makes it all even. You know just as well as
I do that I run practically everything in this town but the Bailey Building and Loan. You know, also, that for a number of years I've been trying to get control of it . . . or kill it."

[shelley806]

12. Oh, perfect analogy...Mr. Potter and Cheney !! Too Rich (pun not

initially intended)

[cosmicdot]

13. the Cheney household probably rooted for Potter

the movie, and so much more, obviously had no affect on them as human beings

[diamond14]

14. oow ouch ....ouch.... ahhh... ouch.... owwwwww...

my chest hurts....hope that battery keeps working...