Whew! I had a nightmare last night and it was a doozy.

[KlatooBNikto]

In this nightmare, our good Rev.Falwell recovers from his recent bout of pneumonia or heart attack or stroke and decides that his recovery is due to Divine Will asking him to rescue Terri Schiavo from the Liberal hatemongers and unbelievers. He heads straight to Florida in the Presidential jet no less and touches Terri's forehead and voila! she wakes up, walks out to the nearest stadium and gives a rousing rendition of God Bless America.

I decide then and there this country would be living hell and go straight to the website of the passport office and order me a passport.That is when I woke up!

Boy, that was close!

[mhr]

1. That Is A Nightmare! -- I Feel Your Pain!

eom

[kcwayne]

2. My last nightmare occured last November

I dreamt that an alcoholic frat boy with goose shit for brains found Jesus and was reinstalled as the leader of the free world.

I keep wondering if I will ever wake up.

[KlatooBNikto]

3. I think you need serious help.

[kcwayne]

6. You are right. Don't let them pull the feeding tube.

[KlatooBNikto]

7. Should I send Rev.Falwell over?

[kcwayne]

8. No, my life insurance will get cancelled if I am executed for committing

a felony.

[KlatooBNikto]

9. Shame on you! Do you have prurient thoughts about Rev.Falwell?

[kcwayne]

12. Uh, no. Sex is the last think I think of when I see that bloviating fat

fuck. I usually think about how many more whoppers with super size fries he will need to eat before his arteries explode. Death by whopper, with mayo and extra cheese....

[KlatooBNikto]

13. How many jowls has he added in the past ten years? Is anybody keeping

track? Where are the huckleberry hounds of the Liberal Side?

[pnutchuck]

5. LMAO eom

[pnutchuck]

4. The collective conscience must be feeling the strain

The other night I dreamt I was at a Republican convention and was being brain washed by some kind of science fiction like electrical impulse. It was the hump on Bush's back! I started BELIEVING that we HAD to be in Iraq! I woke up just before the mind melt could be completed!

I've also been having strange dreams about being detained without cause.

I've never had nightmares like this so consistently. And they all started just over the weekend and have been continuing every night since Friday.

[demnan]

10. Lay off the alcohol and caffeine

for about a month.

[KlatooBNikto]

11. You think that is going to be enough? Should I seek psychiatric help or

take up yoga under a guru?