Do You Need A Living Will?
Keep Congress and rabid Christians off your sad, brain-damaged body -- fill this out today
You could be hit by a bus tomorrow. You could fall horribly ill, get a tumor, be struck in the head by unimaginably heavy things. You could get mercury poisoning as a result of a laughable, Bush-gutted Environmental Protection Agency that just doesn't give a damn anymore. Hey, it could happen. Will you be ready? Do you have the proper paperwork?
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So, no prayers. No vigils. No camera crews. No snarling attacks on my family or my naturopath or my dog. Just a few loved ones meditating calmly and maybe some Bach cello or Chopin nocturnes or old Massive Attack playing softly in the background as a large dose of Laphroaig 15 pumps quietly through the intravenous and a warmhearted spiritual healer/energy worker sits nearby to help point me to the correct Exit sign leading to the moist afterlife. That's all. Just let me go, in peace. This is all I ask. This is all any of us should ask. Now, where do I sign?
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2005/03/30/notes033005.DTL&nl=fix