Caption the Exploited Junior Freeper/ShiavoProtester

[elehhhhna]

"Thank you lord for sending me 2 parents who could last for months without feeding tubes."

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

1. "Please lord, GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!"

[AllegroRondo]

2. "Jesus, get me out of this circus I just want to watch Nickelodeon"

[Discord]

6. Dear Lord, PLEASE! Can you ask Jeb to send Family

Services to come rescue ME?

[rkc3]

3. Please Jesus, protect me from your followers.

[sniffa]

4. pLease god, send me a red rider beebee gun

[AllegroRondo]

7. You'll shoot your eye out!

[elehhhhna]

9. DING DING DING u win!

[Misunderestimator]

5. Maybe he won't beat me tonight, if I pray real hard.

Sadly... that's probably true.

[Botany]

8. That little boy should be playing kick the can w/ his friends .....

..... not in this sick freak show.

[FreedomAngel82]

11. I agree

He should be in school too shouldn't he? Or is he homeschooled?

[Dhalgren]

15. This little guy hasn't got a chance.

As the British say, "Dry leaf"...

[NoPasaran]

10. Please lord, let me go back to school where I belong

So I don't grow up to be dumbfucks like my parents.

[elehhhhna]

12. What's that? A bruise on his upper left arm?

Serious nail biter, too.

Poor little guy.

[yurbud]

13. Lord, let me feel Mama's breast with he side of my head...

[riverwalker]

14. "they said we were going to Disneyland" n/t

[yurbud]

16. Lord, take away the extra chromosome Mama & Pappy/Grandpappy gave me

[noonwitch]

17. Please, God, tell me I was adopted

Poor kid

[kliljedahl]

18. Thank Bejeebus my dad's not this guy

Link to story: http://stevegilliard.blogspot.com/2005/03/pops-up-in-oddest-places.html


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