Pornster Nina Hartley Publishes Guide to Satisfying A Repressed Republican

[DistressedAmerican]

Disclaimer: Don't think this breaks the posting rules. At least not anymore than numerous Gannon threads I read. Mods, If it does, Feel free to nuke it!
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Found this story on www.makethemaccountable.com

BEWARE EXPLICIT CONTENT HERE:
http://www.hardcoregossip.com/index.php#2424

Nina’s Guide to Sex With A Repressed Republican

The Queen of the Adult Industry, Nina Hartley, has surpassed sales of 500,000 of her unique and popular How To Guides with Adam & Eve Productions. Nina started the line 10 years ago, and with the increase in popularity for titles that not only contain hot sex, but teach, the demand has exceeded expectation…

So what’s next for the Left wing sex diva? How about taking on Republicans in the bedroom, the place they seem to know the least about.

“I hate to make it sound so partisan, since everyone knows that I was born in red diapers, but I realized that a lot of these guys are so angry because their prudish wives and girlfriends aren’t able to give them the kind of sex they really desire. Ultimately I feel compelled to teach and to hopefully defuse some of the anger and the fear by showing these uptight women how to let it all out and suck some d***.”

She goes on to explain that America, and quite possible the world, may be in desperate need of just what she is trying to create.

“Think about it. There are a lot more repressed Republicans in the world since the last election, and that translates into a lot more unsatisfied people being led on and betrayed by an administration that categorically lies to and manipulates its base. Where is all that frustration and anger supposed to be channeled now that the liberals are out of the picture? We may in fact be saving the world.”…

[ret5hd]

1. no pics? what a ripoff.

;-)

[mhr]

2. So The Answer Is Torture Judging By The Cover - Reverse Abu Ghraib?

eom

[NewHampshireDem]

3. LOL ... great April Fool's Day joke!

I can only image how many people were taken in by it. :)

[DistressedAmerican]

5. Got Me!

:toast:

Next round is on me!

[NewHampshireDem]

I promise I won't tell anyone.

:)
:toast:

[Tux]

6. It maybe needed

Let her do a book tour and suck dat cock to help them relax. Maybe let them have some tail.

[SupormomFreeAtLast]

4. Don't ask me to volunteer!

I'm free at last!

[DistressedAmerican]

7. It Is Not A Draft! At Least Not Yet Anyway!

[gizmo1979]

8. I never saw Nina whatever

but if I did,I didn't,I bet she's hot!

[DistressedAmerican]

9. Self Kick!

:kick: :hi:

[FreedomAngel82]

10. That was a good post

Maybe that's why so many republicans are war hungry. Because they don't get anything in the bedroom. Wouldn't surprise me.

[DistressedAmerican]

11. Throw A Little Sex Into The Mix And Your Thread Bumps Right Up!

40 minutes to make greatest page. Funny!

The stuff really does sell.

Maybe that is why Clinton was able to keep his cool despite having access to the same intel as George! Not repressed!

[Scout]

12. I don't blame the repub women....

I wouldn't suck republican dick either.
:evilgrin:

[PleadTheFirst]

19. LOL!!!

:evilgrin:

[Minstrel Boy]

13. seriously though, Nina Hartley is a socialist and activist

The thinking woman's porn star speaks out

'I love my big butt. My butt bought me my Chevy!" Nina Hartley announces this with a raw enthusiasm that makes you throw your head back and laugh. And before you catch your breath, she bounds ahead to talk about a great meditation book she's reading, the dangers of Zionist policy in the Middle East, and some fascinating details she just learned about sex education in the 1930s.

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Hartley grew up in Berkeley, the daughter of atheist Jewish hippies who became Buddhists when she was young. She is a registered nurse and a socialist, with an enormous vocabulary and an enthusiasm for ideas that makes her bounce in chair like an eight-year-old. She is bisexual and had been in a three-person marriage for 16 years — long enough that she refers to both her husband and her "wife" without hesitation.

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Hartley sees herself as a mentor, and has made an information video for would-be porn actresses. (Says trade-paper writer Kerns, "She'd like to be the whole world's mother.") Revolution against capitalism is her ultimate social prescription — but, in the meantime, she wants sex work destigmatized. "I would love there to be only women in the movies who love what they do, but I'd like that to be true of every job. Lots of people hate their jobs."

http://www.walnet.org/csis/news/toronto_99/gandm-990424.html

And, er, not work safe:

http://www.nina.com/

[libnnc]

14. Nina's really cool

I like her and Tristan Taromino (who I saw give a great lecture at my university...much to the chagrin of our little college repugs)

Nina rocks :evilgrin:

[DistressedAmerican]

15. I May Have Contributed To That Chevy!

:evilgrin: :evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin::evilgrin:

Any day I get to post on BOTH Nina Hartley and The Pope is an interesting day here on DU!

[DistressedAmerican]

16. Kickeroo!

:kick:

[Warren DeMontague]

17. Quote of the day:

"All I am trying to do is help them release all that negative, pent-up sexual energy and hopefully we’ll see a change in policy. I mean who cares about war mongering when you’ve just had the orgasm of your life?"

That explains quite a bit, doesn't it?

Or watch the Republican National Convention sometime, particularly the crowd shots- most of those people look like they haven't had a single satisfactory orgasm in their entire lives...

[DistressedAmerican]

18. Most Of Them Do Not Deserve One!

Screw the Bush Loving Assholes (Well, don't. Let them suffer)!

Although, let the policy makers get theirs. Their state actually effects me.

I have a couple of gay friends that could make tom Delay's head spin. The right guy may be able to "convert" him. Them when the guilt starts he can seek counseling.

After all, they do believe it is just a choice!

[Warren DeMontague]

21. I wouldn't wish Tom DeLay on my worst enemy...

And I'm sure none of my gay friends would touch him with a ten foot pole. Eeeeeeeeeeeewwww!!!!! :D

[AnnInLa]

20. These people do not have earthly sex!

[DistressedAmerican]

22. LOL These are quite nice!

:rofl: