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globalvillage Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-05-05 04:38 PM
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What happened to John Kerry?
I hear he's on crutches. Anyone know why?
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Cooley Hurd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-05-05 04:40 PM
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1. Broke his foot kicking himself in the ass...
...over his lack of initial action against the swiftliars?:shrug:
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globalvillage Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-05-05 04:40 PM
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2. Hmmm...
Speaking of assses...
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LittleClarkie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-05-05 04:42 PM
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3. Ahem, indeed
Someone at the Kerry group said they saw him on CSPAN hobbling around awkwardly. Must have just happened as he was not like that yesterday, and he didn't apparently look like he was used to them yet.

Should make his trip to Rome fun as hell.
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whometense Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-05-05 04:44 PM
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4. I'll second that. n/t
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Cooley Hurd Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-05-05 04:56 PM
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5. It's a joke...
Edited on Tue Apr-05-05 05:02 PM by Cooley Hurd
...sorry it went way over your head.:eyes:


Here's a buck - buy a sense of humor...
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globalvillage Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-05-05 05:08 PM
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6. When they're funny, they don't
My grandma's in a wheelchair. Want to make fun of her, too?
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Name removed Donating Member (0 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-05-05 05:09 PM
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BornLeft Donating Member (202 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-05-05 05:13 PM
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8. So hard to resist.. must, control mouth... n/t
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LittleClarkie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-05-05 06:15 PM
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9. Thank you for that clarification
I feel like Mork from Ork somehow...

"Oh, humor! Arr... arr... arr.."
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