If you could say one thing to Ann Coulter

[stpalm]

I would ask her "Do you think conservatives are oppressed in our society?"

and then she would go off about how conservatives are ridiculed and oppressed and how conservative thought isn't tolerated and how hard she has it.

then, I would say, "Are you fucking insane, woman? You control all three branches of the government! Didn't you know that? All three! What more do you want, Democrat gulags? Oh and by the way, eat a sandwich or something, you look freakishly skinny.

[billbuckhead]

1. Guilty!

:patriot:

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[benevolent dictator]

3. We were talking about Ann Coulter

during my GSA meeting, one of the girls exclaimed, "Ann Coulter? I love Ann Coulter! I think she's just so funny. I want to walk up to her and say, 'Ann, I'm a Liberal. Tell me why I'm wrong!'" ...or something like that. Anyway, we were all amused.

[proud2BlibKansan]

19. Well I for one don't find that very funny

Sad is more like it. The mann is warping kids too. How can you laugh at that? :shrug:

[orpupilofnature57]

35. Why so tense? Ever try self massage? I mean for pleasure and not

Ann-tics for kkkarl ,the media,AND THE REST OF YOUR COVENANT.

[Pathwalker]

4. Rest in Peace.

n/t

[arwalden]

5. I Would Say To Her...

"Okay... my bowels are empty and my ass is clean now, you may stop licking."

[rodeodance]

6. that comment was really GRoss

[arwalden]

8. Well... she is a potty-mouth.

[seabeyond]

7. nothing closed minded. wouldnt matter what was said

she would ignore and throw out one of her many stupid lines. she is a waste of time

[patricia92243]

9. "Please, please, please see a psychiatrist.. If you don't do it now of

your own free will, eventually you will have to be hospitalized - against your will.

Before such drastic measures have to be taken, try to get help now while you still can."

I'm saying this to Ann Coulter, of course.

[mopaul]

10. ann, you need help, check yourself in immediately

[Tesla]

16. Eat something Ann!!

Maybe if she got full for once she wouldn't be so mean.

[Warpy]

21. You beat me to it.

The poor creature obviously needs help. Insanity is paying off for the moment, but it won't for much longer. Her looks are already starting to coarsen, and the one thing the right fringe won't forgive in a female is living too long and appearing older.

Actually, I can't think of a thing I'd say to her in her present condition. I would, however, love to jab her bony bottom with a syringe full of powerful antipsychotics.

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[GOPFighter]

13. I hope I never meet her

If I ever do I may deck her. I spent four years in the service during Vietnam. No one calls me a traitor or says I hate my country and gets away with it. What the fuck has she even done for America? She's a leech, sucking the lifeblood out of our country.

[Tux]

14. I'd ask

Why conservatives would claim conservative Christian judges are oppressing conservative Christians?

[leftofthedial]

15. rest in peace

[jazzjunkysue]

17. Falaffel, anyone? How about a nice loofah, baby?

Aw, just go blow Hannity and get it overwith. You know you want to. Then, you could move on to your real agenda: Finding someone to put up with you while you spend all your whore money.

[jazzjunkysue]

18. Yes, you can be too thin and rich. Fugly comes from within.

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[BringEmOn]

22. Third world countries are offering to send food relief...

After weeks of Schiavo and seeing you on the cover of Time, they are under the impression that the U.S. starves it's women.

[Cessna Invesco Palin]

23. "Are you Jeff Gannon?" n/t

[ooglymoogly]

24. my dear

did you know it is physically possible to swallow your toung...go ahead try it....such fun....now for my liver with some fava beans....and a nice chianti....fe fe fe fe fe

[Todd B]

25. Well...

Well, if you want to get technical, Conservatives actually control all four branches of government.

What? You mean the media isn't a branch of government? Could of fooled me with all the administration propaganda they spew. ;)

[Guckert]

26. Which is bigger, your Adams apple or your penis?

I read that on DU a while ago and still laugh about it. :rofl:

[pretzel4gore]

27. i'd say 'take yer clothes off ann, i wanna see if you're really

a republican'

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[bush_is_wacko]

29. Coulter has gone way over the edge with her anorexia.

I would tell her to drop dead but, honestly, there isn't much need to! She's on her way there pretty quickly. Anorexics have a very f'd up mindset. The attention she is getting with her rhetoric will eventually cause her to spiral out of control with the anorexia. They way she looks makes me think she already has spiraled out of control. She's crossed a line and I don't think she is going to recover from it. BTW, I really never know whether to call her a she or a he and if she is a he the anorexia is likely far more severe than even I can imagine. it is rare in men and it is usually quite severe in them.

I have a relative with the disease. All her years of malnourishment have seriously affected her judgment. Now that the family refuses to give her a forum for her rantings she rarely initiates contact with us anymore. This woman thinks the entire world owes her something. Listening to Coulter is like listening to her. At this point the minute I see the woman i turn off the television.

Coulter is a fly-by-night phenomenon, IMO, she is on her way out!

[KayLaw]

31. You are right

The worst thing one could say to her is, "Oh, you look so pretty the extra weight! How much did you gain?"

[bush_is_wacko]

39. Yep! The attention she is getting right now is going to push her over the

edge. And those would be the words to do it with. maybe a letter writing campaign? No, I really couldn't live with that on my conscience! Let her do it to herself. Then she can't blame anyone else!

[kentuck]

30. You sure are fat !

It would conflict her mind.

[kiki]

32. I'd say

"I thoroughly agree with your views on women. They shouldn't be allowed to vote. In fact, they shouldn't have any political voice at all.

"So shut the fuck up."

[demgurl]

33. I am female, but I would have to have fun with her.....

I would suggest we have fun by doing a role playing game. She can be herself and I will play Bill O'Lielly. I'd let her say one word and then I would just keep yelling "shut up" at her! See how conservatives like being treated rudely for once!

[LiberallyInclined]

34. "watch the teeth..."

"or i'll slap you again..." :evilgrin:

[nothingshocksmeanymore]

36. I would ask her why she hates America since most of her comments

if known to MOST Americans would offend them

[chaumont58]

37. I wouldn't, but I don't talk to rattlesnakes, either

Anything to Ann the Man would be a waste of time.

[lala_rawraw]

38. How much were you paid for whoring the Tripp tapes?