please help me find the bush* resume from an earlier post

[carpediem]

I thought I had bookmarked it or emailed it to myself and I can't find it. I also tried doing a search for bush + resume and bush + record and cannot find the post I am looking for.

I am looking for the list of *'s accomplishments (not) while in office can you please help me??

Thanks!!

[Rick Myers]

1. Here you go!!!

Sorry about the formatting...


George W. Bush Resume
Past work experience:
* Ran for congress and lost.
* Produced a Hollywood slasher B movie.
* Bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas, company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.
* Bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that took land using tax-payer money. Biggest move: Traded Sammy Sosa to the Chicago White Sox.
* With fathers help (and his name) was elected Governor of Texas.
Accomplishments: Changed pollution laws for power and oil companies and made Texas the most polluted state in the Union. Replaced Los Angeles with Houston as the most smog ridden city in America. Cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas government to the tune of billions in borrowed money. Set record for most executions by any Governor in American history.
* Became president after losing the popular vote by over 500,000 votes, with the help of my fathers appointments to the Supreme Court.
Accomplishments as president:
* Attacked and took over two countries.
* Spent the surplus and bankrupted the treasury.
* Shattered record for biggest annual deficit in history.
* Set economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12 month period.
* Set all-time record for biggest drop in the history of the stock market.
* First president in decades to execute a federal prisoner.
* First president in US history to enter office with a criminal record.
* First year in office set the all-time record for most days on vacation by any president in US history.
* Set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips by any president in US history.
* In my first two years in office over 2 million Americans lost their jobs.
* Cut unemployment benefits for more out of work Americans than any president in US history.
* Set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12 month period.
* Appointed more convicted criminals to administration positions than any president in US history.
* Set the record for the least amount of press conferences than any president since the advent of television.
* Signed more laws and executive orders amending the Constitution than any president in US history.
* Presided over the biggest energy crises in US history and refused to intervene when corruption was revealed.
* Presided over the highest gasoline prices in US history.
* Cut healthcare benefits for war veterans.
* Set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously take to the streets to protest me (15 million people), shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind. (http://www.hyperreal.org/~dana/marches/)
* Dissolved more international treaties than any president in US history.
* My presidency is the most secretive and un-accountable of any in US history.
* Members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in US history. (the 'poorest' multi-millionaire, Condoleeza Rice has an Chevron oil tanker named after her).
* First president in US history to have all 50 states of the Union simultaneously go bankrupt.
* Presided over the biggest corporate stock market fraud of any market in any country in the history of the world.
* First president in US history to order a US attack and military occupation of a sovereign nation.
* Created the largest government department bureaucracy in the history of the United States.
* Set the all-time record for biggest annual budget spending increases in US history.
* First president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the human rights commission.
* First president in US history to have the United Nations remove the US from the elections monitoring board.
* Removed more checks and balances, and have the least amount of congressional oversight than any presidential administration in US history.
* Rendered the United Nations irrelevant.
* Withdrew from the World Court of Law.
* Refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners of war and by default no longer abide by the Geneva Conventions.
* First president in US history to refuse United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 US elections).
* All-time US (and world) record holder for most corporate campaign donations.
* My biggest life-time campaign contributor presided over one of the largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation).
* Spent more money on polls and focus groups than any president in US history.
* First president in US history to unilaterally attack a sovereign nation against the will of the United Nations and the world community.
* First president to run and hide when the US came under attack (and then lied saying the enemy had the code to Air Force 1)
* Took the biggest world sympathy for the US after 911, and in less than a year made the US the most resented country in the world (possibly the biggest diplomatic failure in US and world history).
* With a policy of 'dis-engagement' created the most hostile Israeli-Palestine relations in at least 30 years.
* Fist US president in history to have a majority of the people of Europe (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and stability.
* First US president in history to have the people of South Korea more threatened by the US than their immediate neighbor, North Korea.
* Changed US policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.
* Set all-time record for number of administration appointees who violated US law by not selling huge investments in corporations bidding for government contracts.
* Failed to fulfill my pledge to get Osama Bin Laden 'dead or alive'.
* Removed more freedoms and civil liberties for Americans than any other president in US history.
* Entered office with the strongest economy in US history and in less than two years turned every single economic category heading straight down.
Records and References:
* At least one conviction for drunk driving in Maine (Texas driving record has been erased and is not available).
* AWOL from National Guard and Deserted the military during a time of war.
* All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have been spirited away to my fathers library, sealed in secrecy and un-available for public view.
* All records of any SEC investigations into my insider trading or bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy and un-available for public view.
* All minutes of meetings for any public corporation I served on the board are sealed in secrecy and un-available for public view.
* Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP) attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in secrecy and un-available for public review.
* For personal references please speak to my daddy or uncle James Baker (They can be reached at their offices of the Carlyle Group for war-profiteering.)

[carpediem]

5. Thanks!!

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[wtmusic]

7. Under "Bought an oil company" don't forget to insert

company went bankrupt after <it fraudulently showed income created when company sold assets to its own subsidiary as profit (company bought part of itself, boosting stock prices, then> I sold my stock

[zbird]

2. I've seen it more than once here. Found this link for you.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=104&topic_id=327366

[Narraback]

3. Here are two versions...

http://www.buzzflash.com/contributors/03/04/23_resume.html

and

http://cronus.com/bushresume/

[Demobrat]

4. Do you mean this?

Subject: Bush's Record
Subject: A note from George
MY ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:
I attacked and took over two countries.
I spent the surplus and bankrupted the treasury.
I shattered record for biggest annual deficit in
history.
The most private bankruptcies filed in any 12 month
period, ever!
I am the first year in office set the all-time record
for most days on vacation by any President in US
history.
I set the record for more campaign fundraising trips,
while in office, than any other President in US
history.
In my first two years in office over 2 million
Americans lost their job.
All-time record for most foreclosures in a 12-month
period.
I appointed more convicted criminals to administration
positions than any President in US history.
I set the record for the least amount of press
conferences than any President since the advent of
television.
I signed more laws and executive orders amending the
Constitution than any President in US history.
I presided over the biggest energy crises in US
history
and refused to intervene when corruption was revealed.
I presided over the highest gasoline prices in US
history and refused to use the national reserves, as
past Presidents have.
I cut healthcare benefits for war veterans.
I set the all-time record for most people worldwide to
simultaneously take to the streets to protest me (15
million people), shattering the record for protest
against any person in the history of mankind.
I dissolved more international treaties than any
President in US history.
My Presidency is the most secretive and unaccountable
of any in US history.
Members of my cabinet are the richest of any
administration in US history. (The 'poorest'
multimillionaire, Condoleeza Rice has a Chevron oil
tanker named after her.)
I presided over the biggest corporate stock market
fraud of any market in any country in the history of
the world.
I am the first President in US history to order an
unprovoked US first attack and military occupation of
a sovereign nation; I did so against the will of the
United Nations and the world community, and without
consultation with or consent from the Congress or the
American people.
I set the all-time record for biggest annual budget
spending increases, more than any President in US
history.
I am the first President in US history to have the
United Nations remove the US from the human rights
commission.
I am the first President in US history to have the
United Nations remove the US from the elections
monitoring board.
I removed more checks and balances, and have the least
amount of Congressional oversight, than any
Presidential administration in US history.
I withdrew from the World Court of Law.
I refused to allow inspectors access to US prisoners
of war and, by default,no longer abide by the Geneva
Conventions.
I am the first President in US history to refuse
United
Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 US
elections).
I am the all-time US (and world) record holder for
most corporate campaign donations.
My biggest lifetime campaign contributor, who is also
one of my best friends, presided over one of the
largest corporate bankruptcy frauds in world
history (Kenneth Lay, former CEO of Enron Corporation).
I spent more money on polls and focus groups than any
President in US history.
I am the first US President to establish, in effect, a
secret shadow government.
I took the biggest world sympathy for the US after
911, and, in less than a year, made the US the most
resented country in the world (possibly the biggest diplomatic
failure in US and world history).
I am the first US President in history to have a
majority of the people of Europe (71%) view my
Presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and
stability.
I am the first US president in history to have the
people of South Korea more threatened by the US than
their immediate neighbor, North Korea.
I set all-time record for number of administration
appointees who violated US law by not selling huge
investments in corporations bidding for government
contracts.
I failed to fulfill my pledge to get Osama Bin Laden
'dead or alive.'
I failed to capture the anthrax killer who tried to
murder the leaders of our country at the United States
Capitol building. After 18 months, I have no leads and
zero suspects.
I removed more freedoms and civil liberties for
Americans than any other President in US history.
In a little over two years I created the most divided
country in decades, possibly the most divided the US
has ever been since the Civil War.
OTHER ACCOMPLISHMENTS:
I have at least one conviction for drunk driving in
Maine (Texas driving record has been erased and is not
available).
I was AWOL from National Guard and deserted the
military during a time of war.
I refuse to take drug test or even answer any
questions about drug use.
All records of my tenure as governor of Texas have
been spirited away to my father's library, sealed in
secrecy and unavailable for public view.
All records of any SEC investigations into my insider
trading or bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy
and unavailable for public view.
All minutes of meetings for any public corporation I
served on the board are sealed in secrecy and
unavailable for public view.
Any records or minutes from meetings I (or my VP)
attended regarding public energy policy are sealed in
secrecy and unavailable for public review.
For other accomplishments, please speak to my Daddy or
Uncle James Baker. (They can be reached at their
offices of the Carlyle Group for war-profiteering.)
Lovingly,
GEORGE W. BUSH
The White House
Washington, D.C
USA

[carpediem]

6. I can't keep up...THANKS to everyone for responding!!!

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