Acronym FEMA - what does it REALLY stand for?

[KyndCulture]

I'm trying to think up a new slogan for a sticker. What do you guys think? Anybody got anything clever?

[Duer 157099]

1. Failure to Efficiently Manage Anything

I think I heard Randi Rhodes say that

[niyad]

2. freaking egomaniacal mindless asses

[FormerRepublican]

3. FEMA = Fumbling Enemies of MY America!

[Tyranny_R_US]

4. Fix Everything My Ass!

- Tonight Show w/ Jay Leno

[Walt Starr]

5. Federal Excuse Making Agency n/t

[txaslftist]

9. Nice one Walt. I can always count on you!

[savannahana]

16. making...manufacturing

:toast:

:hi: (from below)

[KyndCulture]

23. Ding Ding that's the winnah!! Thanks Walt!

I was feeling so not creative and clever today!

[xultar]

26. This is the one I heard it was.

[BurgherHoldtheLies]

6. Feds Evade Moral Accountability nt

[txaslftist]

7. Florida Election Management Agency

[wellstone_democrat]

29. ah, perfect but then---you are my "homey" on this forum

marvelous acronym

[txaslftist]

31. Thanks, homey.

[savannahana]

8. Federal Excuse Manufacturing Agency

springs to mind.

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

[expatriot]

10. Freepers' Excuse for Mal-Administration

[expatriot]

17. or Mis-Administration.. nt

[DeposeTheBoyKing]

11. F*** Every Man Alive

[expatriot]

12. Fine Example of a Malicious Administration

[OmmmSweetOmmm]

13. F*ckingly Evil Murdering Atrocity

[all.of.me]

14. fucked en mi ass

that is spanglish, i guess! or itaglish!

[Beam Me Up]

15. Federal Emergency Manipulation Agency

[derby378]

18. Fuck Everyone in Middle-class America

HA!!

[tridim]

19. Fuck everyone, money abounds..

[Generic Other]

20. Fundy Endtimes Management Agency

:puke:

[savannahana]

21. Fomenting EveryMan's Apocalypse

thanks for giving us the inspiration, KyndCulture :thumbsup:

:toast: to all the keen spot-on & TRUE responses in this thread

:yourock:


edited for clarity: to put "Every" and "Man's" together as "EveryMan's"

[Window]

22. Fuck EM All

.

[skids]

27. heheh. n/t

[Misunderestimator]

24. Fucking Egotistic Megalomaniacal Assholes

[Bumblebee]

25. Failure Equals Medals and Awards

[txaslftist]

28. OOOOOOOOH Dang. That's a great one.

[Bumblebee]

30. thank you!