What do you do during the Pledge of Allegiance?

[Oeditpus Rex]

I stand, but that's it.

Just curious.

[Ezlivin]

1. Trick answer

I'm in a (wheel)chair and I don't "stand." :)

I'm also an atheist, so I skip the godly addition.

[Az]

2. I say it with certain words removed but

I have been considering the absurdity of a pledge of allegience in a society supposedly predicated on freedom.

[niyad]

3. I try not to be anywhere where the pledge is recited, but would not stand

or pretend if I were. when I worked on military bases, I never acknowledged the salute then, either.

[smoogatz]

4. Masturbate to a photo of Ronald Reagan wearing garters and a cowboy hat.

Doesn't everyone? Oh, wait--I thought I was on Freeyourpubic.com for a second...

[StellaBlue]

9. bwhahahahahahah

:rofl:

That is the funniest thing I have read/seen/imagined in AGES.

[JVS]

5. I don't go to school anymore, so this issue doesn't come up

[Ariana Celeste]

6. I would keep sitting.

Stare blankly forward. And hope for better days to come. I got some shit for it, but what can ya do? :)

[markus]

7. One Nation, Under Law

said, very, *very*, VERY loud, so that everyone around hears me.

However, until NOLA is rebuild, I will no longer participate in the pledge or the national anthem.

The government in Washington DC is no longer the government of New Orleans or Louisiana, except in the sense that it is the governmetn of Iraq.

[rosesaylavee]

8. I stand and recite the pledge - usually with my hand over my heart. n/t

[NaturalHigh]

13. Me too.

[screembloodymurder]

15. Ditto.

The Republic for which it stands is not Bush's America, but it's mine.

[Blue_In_AK]

10. I stand, I recite it...

...but I don't put my hand over my heart. I've got my fingers crossed behind my back.

[CTyankee]

11. Don't do the under god thing

You see, I was in school back in the day when "under God" wasn't in the pledge.

If they must insist on the pledge, why not offer both versions: the original and the revised. People don't know that the original did NOT include "under God" even tho it was written by a Protestant minister!

Personally, I would prefer a pledge of allegiance to the Constitution of the United States. Maybe something that includes "We, the people" and to "promote the general welfare" and other sentiments listed in the preamble.

I am going to memorize the preamble and just quote it to my RW coworkers and acquaintences. Maybe that will shut them the F* up.

[Gildor Inglorion]

24. Me, too!

I remember how STRANGE it sounded to say "one nation, under God, indivisible..." it broke up the accustomed rhythm, and destroyed the schoolboy joke of *giggle, giggle* "one naked individual." I NEVER say "under God" nowadays. I am coming more and more to believe that no American citizen should pledge anything but to "preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution of the United States of America."

:dem:

[Hello_Kitty]

12. I say it, but w/o the Under God part.

Kind of awkward at first but now it's easier.

[faithfulcitizen]

14. we recite it (the whole nine) at our democratic meetings...

:shrug:

[StellaBlue]

16. Try not to

:puke:

[CascadeTide]

17. when do people say the pledge?

I haven't even heard anyone say it since I was in high school over a decade ago.

[NaturalHigh]

18. We say it at some school events.

My wife is a teacher, and I have two elementary-aged kids.

[Oeditpus Rex]

26. It's SOP at many public meetings

City councils and whatnot. Many civic organizations also have the ceremony at the beginning of meetings.

And let's not forget the National Anthem before just about every sports event from Little League on up. Different issue, same principle.

[Coastie for Truth]

19. Sometimes I say

"under Thor" or "under Ganeesh" or "under Vishnu" or "under Krishna" or "under Allah" or "under Bast" -- "under Bast" is my favorite because Bast is the Egyptian Cat God.

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I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE FLAG OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AND TO THE REPUBLIC FOR WHICH IT STANDS - ONE NATION UNDER BAST - WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL

In my own warped way I thing we should pledge allegiance to the Constitution - period.

I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCE TO THE CONSTITUTION OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AND TO THE REPUBLIC WHICH IT GOVERNS - WITH LIBERTY AND JUSTICE FOR ALL

[HeeBGBz]

20. Last time I was in that position

I stood with my hand over my heart, but kept silent.

[SaveElmer]

21. Say the whole thing because I want to....

Not because I have to!!!

And I'm not usually in a public school at the time!

[ismnotwasm]

22. I don't think I've said it in years.

I would do either 1) stand and say nothing, at least until that misbegotten bastard is out of office, 2) Say it without the "under god" part, since I'm an agnostic. I'd rather say "one nation under Schroedinger's cat"

[StellaBlue]

23. Coming up with an "alternative" pledge might be good.

Then say it REALLY LOUDLY.

Like

I pledge allegiance to the flag
Of the Divided States of America
And to the oligarchy for which it stands
One world, under Bush
With hypocrisy and slavery for all.
AMEN!

edited to add: This would be a GREAT way to be dragged from a public assembly in handcuffs. Very anachronistic... long hair flailing wildly, screeching the last line as you are forcibly removed...

haha

[connecticut yankee]

25. I stand and recite it

leaving out "Under God."

Those around me can usually hear it. In many cases, they do the same, and we sort of smile at each other and go on.

BTW, I'm a Unitarian, and others to whom I refer are too.

But we recite it at non-Unitarian events.

[Big Kahuna]

27. I don't do compulsary loyalty oaths.

[Silverhair]

28. I substitute teach in the public school system.

Our school system has a daily recitation of the Pledge.

For myself, I have absolutely no problem with it. So far, none of the students have made an issue of it. I have decided that if some one ever does, I will not make an issue of their refusal.

I will require that they remain quiet and not distrupt the event for everybody else.

[NaturalHigh]

34. I agree.

If someone doesn't want to say the pledge, that's fine with me. I refuse to allow anyone to tell me, however, that I can't say it.

[proud2BlibKansan]

29. I skip the "under God" part n/t

[pansypoo53219]

30. not something

i have to deal with. since grade school, i have yet to be in a group that felt the need to do that shit.

taint wisconsin awesome?

[leanin_green]

31. At least it doesn't pronounce a particular God. Get over it!!!

[Oeditpus Rex]

36. It doesn't?

Every printed rendition of the pledge I can find has "God" thus, with a capital 'g'. In a predominantly Judeo-Christian society, that implies the Judeo-Christian god, i.e. Yahweh.

[leanin_green]

38. How do you get that from a capital "G" ?

God is God, whether you see it as Judeo-Christian, or the God in AA. Frankly, if I was to complain about anything in the pledge, it would be the phrase Under God. I always have trouble with putting God "up there" and me "down here." Already they've set me up to be lowly. I always thought Paul explained it rather well. "In Him we move and have our being." Doesn't sound like a God that is "up there" to me. But, as Jesus once said about the Pharisees and Sadducees, "You strain at nats and swallow camels."

[RoBear]

32. I can't in good conscience say the words

"with liberty and justice for all," because that "all" excludes a great many people.

[DemGirl7]

33. I would mostly just do nothing

I haven't done it since High school, but when I was in school, I did a varity of things, I would mostly not even stand up, and do nothing, but if there was a teacher that was in charge of the class/homeroom for a day and I knew they were the type that would write you up if you didn't stand and say the pledge, I would either just stand and say nothing or just pretend to say the pledge.

[cfield]

35. They recite it at every K-State football game

And I think they do it at the basketball games also. I will stand and acknowledge the flag respectfully, but I no longer 'pledge' to it. I stand because I want to, out of respect for the flag, because it's my flag, not just the fucked up right wingers'. But I do not place my hand over my heart, to me that's hand in hand with reciting the pledge. I also haven't been singing the national anthem at the games; it feels wrong to sing about being proud of America when we've become such a fucked up nation.

[TomInTib]

37. head to the bar and beat the lines.