Poiuyt
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Thu Sep-29-05 04:02 PM
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The Pentagon's new force to end the war in Iraq |
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The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the US Redneck Special Forces (USRSF). These North Carolina, South Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas and Tennessee boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been given the following facts about Terrorists:
1. The season opened today 2. There is no limit 3. They taste just like chicken 4. They don't like beer, pickups, Harley Davidson's, country music or Jesus 5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt
This mess in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK.
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Thu Sep-29-05 04:05 PM
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Rex
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Thu Sep-29-05 04:07 PM
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2. They would be dead within 5 minutes. |
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Thu Sep-29-05 04:10 PM
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3. Actually they are the US Special Redneck Forces (USSRFs). |
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Thu Sep-29-05 04:16 PM
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4. Thats the plan for taking over the entire middle east. For Iraq |
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we just send Kentucky. These guys come with their own big tire trucks and weapons auto-loaded in the back window of their pickup accompanied by one big ol' towel-head sniffin' dog. :rofl:
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Thu Sep-29-05 06:51 PM
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5. As a Kentuckian, I take umbrage at that suggestion. I guarantee |
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that I worked as hard as you did to try to get Kerry elected. So did most of the many Kentucky dems. Stereotyping a whole state is dangerous business.
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