Update on my personal call from Tom Delay:

[babylonsister]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=180x21318

I got another one this afternoon about the second indictment, as well as some mail from ole Tom.
He sent some propaganda stating unequivocally that he is innocent, Ronnie Earle is the scum of the earth, and "A Legal Analysis of Earle's Case in a Nutshell".
On the bottom is a detachable section with blocks to fill in and mail back.
This is how that starts: Tom count on me... and ends with, "Our team can't rely on the mainstream media, so I am"

Standing with Tom______ (insert name and e-mail address).

If you check the next box, you inform ole Tom that you will be engaging friends and family so they get the whole story.

I'm very seriously considering sending the whole shebang back torn up, in his self-addressed, stamped envelope.

Poor ole Tom. :evilgrin:

Edit to add: I just went to try to find the full analysis on poor ole Tom's site, which he directed me to in his propaganda, and, oh my!, it's not working/I cannot open it! The mind ponders...

[TerdlowSmedley]

1. Can you fit a turd in the envelope, too?

[Brundle_Fly]

2. "Our team can't rely on the mainstream media, so I am

Standing with Tom, Satan; Care of the Pentagon.

[Flying Dream Blues]

3. I assume this was in Large Print type? With Bible verses?

yack.
:puke:

[TrueAmerican]

4. Tape the envelop on a box of garbage

and send it back to him. Make sure it weighs a ton. He pays for postage.

[clydefrand]

6. Send him corn cobs to use when he goes to the big house.

[spindoctor]

11. I wouldn't do that

To put an end to a persistent urban legend:

http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a2_356.html

[Infomaniac]

5. Send it back with a bunch of shredded documents inside

I like to use shredded take-out menus, junk mail, and those nylon peds you get in shoe stores like DSW.

[DODI]

7. Make Tomigami with it!

. . . By folding Tom’s mailouts in unusual and creative ways - we affectionately call it Tomigami – you can have some cool stuff. Forget using them as placemats, fish wraps, or floors for birdcages! We’ve gone far beyond that.


http://www.dumpdelay.com/tomigami.htm

[sandnsea]

26. You beat me!

I was gonna say that. Don't you just love Juanita's??

[DesEtoiles]

8. The Most Hated Generation

[opiate69]

9. Here's a thought..

Send the SASE back, with nothing but a Monopoly "Get out of jail free" card.:evilgrin:

[babylonsister]

10. That would be absolutely PERFECT! if I had a card.

Where might I be able to 'copy' :think: one?

[spindoctor]

12. Et voila

[opiate69]

13. Right on! If you do it. let us know!

[babylonsister]

15. Trust me, I will!

BTW, I read your profile and 'aviation' intrigued me. There's a lot of that going on in my house. Pray tell, what's your interest?

[opiate69]

17. "Aviation"..

Well.. I used to work for a company that sold after-market parts for commercial aircraft.. and it's kinda crazy, but... at 36 years old, I still get that same sense of awe and wonder every time I go to the airport and see a plane take off or land that little kids get.. I'd love to get back into the industry again..maybe get an A&P license (if the music thing doesn't work out, which its looking like maybe it actually will, though..)

[babylonsister]

21. My husband works in the industry, and you would

get along greatly! He's like a kid; he wanted to take a flight to the Phillipines for some bbq sauce, and get the sauce, and return. It could be a 24 hour flight IF you're lucky. Dumb; the sauce isn't that good!
He likes to fly, period! And love planes! Me, too!

[opiate69]

24. 24 hours?? Damn..

I could get drunk and sleep it off an start over again a few times on a flight that long. lol

[babylonsister]

27. You don't get it. He's on his second career in aviation,

but loves to fly. And if you've ever been on a flight that long, you do not want to stay drunk or get drunk for the long flight. Eat, walk, nap, drink lots of water!

[opiate69]

28. lol.. I know..

It'd be like "Well.. we watched the movie, had a short nap, ate dinner... um.. Miss? How much longer before we land in Manila?"
"About 20 hours, Sir"

Crazy.. my old boss used to go to Singapore at least once every couple of months (our biggest customer leases planes to all the airlines in asia, so he'd go over to schmooze..) and it always tripped me out that the return flight would have him leave Singapore on friday afternoon and land in Seattle on friday morning (or something weird like that..)

[babylonsister]

31. Ah, the time travel over the Int'l Date Line.

That messes us both up yearly. :) Ya gotta roll with it!

[opiate69]

32. No doubt..

he'd typically land around 10 in Seattle, drive home, shower, change his suit and come into the office around noon, then stay unitl 8 or so...

[babylonsister]

14. spindoctor, you rock! Thanks! I've

saved them and just made a note to use them! I'm thinking this would be a charming idea!

[loudsue]

16. "Go directly to jail! Do Not Pass "GO". Do Not Collect $200."

THAT is the card you need to send him!!

Definitely NOT the "get out of jail free" card!!!


<Monopoly geek here :evilgrin: >


:kick:

[opiate69]

18. Yep... I think we have a winner here... way more appropriate.

[spindoctor]

19. Alright, alright

But for the record, I like the other one better. Nothing like a little salt in the wound :evilgrin:

[Sydnie]

20. And if you can get some one to photoshop it to say

"Do not launder $200" ... now, that would be funny!

[spindoctor]

22. This is as close as I could get to the original type

[Sydnie]

23. B-E-A-utiful!

If I had such a letter to respond to, that is just what I would send in that prepaid envelope!

:applause: :applause:

[babylonsister]

25. OK, Sydnie, I get your drift!

And if I could share the letter, I would!

[fleabert]

29. Perhaps we need the address on the SASE and we could ALL

send the jail card to him? :evilgrin:

[babylonsister]

33. Well, here ya go, fleabert!

(Former Congressman, now criminal) Tom DeLay
7002 Riverbrook Drive, Suite 200
Sugar Land, TX 77479-9909

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

30. Send it back with a box of live cockroaches

Tell him you enjoyed meeting his family and that you know he will appreciate seeing them all again, as this is a difficult time when family ties count the most.