Fitzgerald is Joe Wilson's homosexual lover

[Gman]

Fitzgerald also has a black illegitimate baby in South Carolina, he believes in the religion of Evolution, he supports killing babies with abortion, he gave $10,000 personally to John Kerry and also raised $1,000,000 for the DNC and Kerry. And, he is Ronnie Earle's former college roommate and homosexual lover.

I figured since Karl Rove is indisposed today we could help him out with some talking points for Rush, FR, Worldnet Daily, Newsmax and the others.

What am I leaving out?

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Edited to change "gay" to homosexual for the correct attack.

[Arkana]

1. You forgot that Fitz is a 43-year-old bachelor so he must

be an evil gay child molester.

[NewJeffCT]

25. his wife would be troubled to find that out

I'm almost positive I read that he was married...

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

2. he hates us for our frredoms

and if he doesn't support Rove he supports the terrorists

[readmoreoften]

3. Why help them out? n/t

[calico1]

4. Fitzgerald had an affair with Hillary

Clinton. He is Chelsea's real father.

[Gman]

6. That can't be because

Valerie Plame is Hillary's homosexual lover.

[calico1]

10. But it makes the story even

juicer, don't you think? Especially since given the age difference between them Hillary probably seduced him. Then joked about it with her gay lover Valerie!

[Gman]

15. Cool!

[NewJeffCT]

26. No, they use each other for cover

They use the other as a fake straight partner to cover their homosexuality.

[serryjw]

11. The 4 of them are into

wife swapping!

[mikeysnot]

5. That he

also decimated the military, and did nothing to get Osama Bin Laden for eight years, and he tried to cover up Vince Fosters death...

[Lasher]

7. The economy is Fitzgerald's fault NT

[FranzFerdinand]

8. Fitzgerald is Bill Clinton's fault...

Spawn of the Big Dog: Allied Assault

[TallahasseeGrannie]

9. He was an underwear model in the 1980's. n/t

[Burma Jones]

12. Fitzgerald is Teddy Kenendy's illegitimate Son

Fitzgerald hates the troops

Fitzgerald and Ronnie Earle sold drugs to get through Law School

Fitzgerald has too many syllables in his last name - he can't be trusted

He was a Member of the Manson Family

[WatchWhatISay]

13. Also he knows where Natalie is.

And he and Chandra Levy used to be very close.

[TlalocW]

14. He regularly shops at that one Victoria's Secret store in Virginia

That's got everyone on DU so hyped up.

TlalocW

[H2O Man]

16. Fitzgerald

was seen on the grassy knoll.

[jim3775]

17. There are pictures of Fitzgerald standing next to Jane Fonda

at an anti-war rally.

[lpbk2713]

18. This is HUGH !!!1!!

Just wait till this news gets out.

[obreaslan]

19. He was also behind the shooting of JFK, RFK, MLK, and JR!!!!

[PassingFair]

20. Fitzgerald killed...

Vince Foster.
After he slept with him, of course.

[peacetalksforall]

21. More help is on the way - since Meir and Fitzgerald are both single,

then it is obvious that what Dobson is referring to is a Meir-Fitzgerald love affair.

We can create as well as Rove.

Light is dark. Apples are lumber.

[jim3775]

22. Fitzgerald likes to go to swingers clubs in Paris

Oh wait, that was Jack Ryan, republican senatorial candidate from Illinois.

[lpbk2713]

23. Makes several trips a year to Bangkok brothels with Neil Bush.

:eyes:

[durablend]

24. He's just mad Bush got elected and Kerry lost

"You lost...GET OVER IT!"

:sarcasm:

[discopants]

27. He is funded by Soros

and he's friends with Woopi, Bette, Babs, Madonna & Sean