BREAKING MSNBC!!! Shark Attack!

[leftofthedial]

hurricane, shark attack, celebrity murder case

what is WRONG with you people? Can't one of you please kidnap a white girl?

Oh wait. missing college student. Never mind. She's black.

[Neocondriac]

1. It does make me wonder...

just how many ugly black women are eaten by sharks every year ?

[Fleshdancer]

2. There's only one difference between cable news and Entertainment Tonight

the teleprompter readers on Entertainment Tonight have better make-up and wardrobe.

[confludemocrat]

3. Yeah, just like that Hurricane is gonna veer north suddenly for FL

any goddamn thing to divert attention.

[TallahasseeGrannie]

7. I understand your cynicism

but even Weather Underground is buzzing about this one. How long the cold front we have going will hang on and how fast she is traveling will decide just when she turns. But she is turning.

[NoPasaran]

11. Damn Karl Rove and his weather control machine!

Damn him I say!

[TallahasseeGrannie]

14. How DOES he do it??

But seriously, there is NO news that will cover up for indictments. If anything, it (hurricane, sharks, etc.) might take the pressure off until they are handed down, but t his case will have its own momentum. You can't spin this.

[BlueManDude]

4. Breaking on CNN - Britney Spears gives birth to space alien.

[TallahasseeGrannie]

5. Don't add "hurricane" to the list!

Some of us are a bit freaked by this one. Late in the year, lowest pressure on record and no clear consensus where it is heading.

With 1200 dead from Katrina, it puts a whole new light on it for me.

[Neocondriac]

8. Amen Tally

I'm in Boca Grande. I won't be here tomorrow.

[stop the bleeding]

6. You forgot Terra alert - oh wait that was yesterday and 2 days before

that and then it was here and then there.

Don't look here look over there - Well Clinton did this.

Please these peoples asses are leaking big time. :hurts:

[SammyBlue]

9. But is she pretty.

You know, the runaway bride has a good figure (and a face that could make a train take a dirt road) and the missing student in the Carribean (don't even know her name and where it happened) was white, blonde and very pretty.

Hopefully, the MSM can orgasm if the shark attack victim is a model so they can show her picture.

Hollywood is filled with degenerates, so let's expand that with a murder investigation.

Washington DC indictments? Nothing to see here. . .in a related story, Bill Clinton's penis caused Caligula's madness, the fall of Roman, the Inquisition and rumors from "some" people are that Clinton's phillandering led to an Austrian woman to be impregnanted with a son named Adolf. Our team coverage, plus Larry King Live start after these messages from Exxon, Halliburton and Wal-Mart.

[petronius]

13. "a face that could make a train take a dirt road"

:rofl:

Now that is a permanent addition to my lexicon...

[RobertSeattle]

10. We need the ulimate

Missing White Blonde Found next to a Shark that is in the back of a pickup truck in a police chase.

[underpants]

12. ....and a sick duck in the truck cab

:scared: