I just had a freeper say people are jealous of O'Lielly

[KingFlorez]

A freeper on another board I post at accused people who bash O'Reilly of being jealous of him. I laughed my butt off about this:

"Explain why you think he is a "jerk." Because he analyzes facts and states his opinion?

Obviously, many are jealous of him and envy his success."

My response:

"By that logic, then you are extremely jealous of Bill Clinton"

[Bouncy Ball]

1. I don't even devote enough mental energy towards him

to be anything about him. Who are we talking about again?

[AlCzervik]

2. I'm often jealous of paranoid delusional sexual harassers.

but thats just how i roll.

[bo44]

3. I am so jealous

Don't I wish I was some pasty faced jackoff with a loofah fetish and a tv show on Faux News. Sign me up. Greedy Old Prikkkdom here I come. But Damn!!! O'Reityliesonq has the job sewn up. Why not me!!!!!!! Punk.

[Tsiyu]

4. Loved your response!!!!!

Sorry, but O'Lielly is butt ugly, he lies through his teeth and his ratings are in the toilet.

So of what are we supposed to be jealous? The way he sexually harrasses his staff or the way he throws temper tantrums like a two-year-old?

[Dr Fate]

5. I'm jealous of his "stable" of "Hoes", plus his "grip" & "bling-bling."

That O'Reilly is PHAT.

P.H. Phat.

[niyad]

6. jealous of that whining, sniveling little "I can dish it out but I can't

take it" weasel? unlike the freepers, most of us do NOT need to be fitted with "I-love-me" jackets.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

7. His impressive combat record and his many Peabody awards

would make anyone jealous.

[LittleClarkie]

8. I'm jealous of how his face always looks like there's a burp on deck

Just waiting to happen.

[marbuc]

9. It would hard being Bill O'Reilly

Having to be so angry all the time. I don't see how he doesn't drop dead from a stroke

[joefree1]

10. Ha, jealous of that sanctimonious shit?

I'd rather be my poor working class hero self any day then live the life of that wretched man.

Who knows himself a braggart, Let him fear this; for it will come to pass That every braggart shall be found an ass.
-William Shakespeare

[booley]

11. I admit it, I am jelouse of O'Lieley

He has idiots like this freeper guy kissing his ass and saying what a great Guy B.O. is no matter what the actual facts are.

Normally you have to be a crazy suicidal cult leader to get that kind of blind loyalty.

I can only dream of having mindless sycophants like the freepers, kissing my ass no matter what I do or say. Alas, i just don't have the time to be a RW pundit or a cult leader at this time.