Imagine you are George W Bush or Dick Cheney

[NoBushSpokenHere]

And, no, you aren't you........you are one of them. Really try to imagine yourself being just as despicable as them. I know it is difficult, but try.

What would you be doing this weekend? What plans would you be making? Would you be trying to find a way out of the mess?

Careful here, don't give them ideas. Not that they wouldn't have thought about them, but sometimes under pressure people don't think clearly.

And, could it be that they went to Camp David because it was the only place they "thought" they may be unmonitered to collaborate stories?


On edit: I do not know if they BOTH are there, just read reports of * and Card going there.

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1. why, clearing brush, of course!

and riding my bike!

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4. and plotting against syria. yeah, that too!

[Fovea]

2. Imagine I am Dubya?

I've already had a stroke, and now you want me to lobotomize myself?

Well, at least there's a lot of good drugs involved.

[rzemanfl]

3. I immediately felt the need to button my shirt wrong, then started

feeling the need to put a battery in my chest.

[DURHAM D]

5. I think Dick and Lynn need to be packing moving boxes this

weekend. Wonder if they have remembered to have the utilities turned on in their new home in Maryland.

[TheCowsCameHome]

6. Stocking up on toilet paper,'cause the s**t's gonna hit the fan real soon.

[SammyBlue]

7. Response

What would you be doing this weekend? What plans would you be making? Would you be trying to find a way out of the mess?

I'm George W. Bush and I haven't had a vacation in four days. Time for another two week vacation. Maybe Camp David under media blackout so I can hit my cocaine and whiskey stash.

I'm Dick Cheney. I go to my undisclosed secure location and viciously choke the chicken after reading sisters and staring at Ann Coulter's picture.

[karlrschneider]

9. Thanks for making me

:puke:
I really needed to get that kerosene I just drank out of my system...

;-)

[OrangeCountyDemocrat]

8. Do I Get To Get Drunk & Smoke Crack Too? nt

[NoBushSpokenHere]

10. LOL at the ideas...... n/t

[gulliver]

11. Cheney's rage level won't go up.

It's permanently on 10.

He is assuming nothing will happen to him until he knows otherwise. Everything he did was perfectly rational, perfectly American, "executive hardball." Lesser men don't get to judge the honesty of great men such as himself. A great man's lie is a self-evident good.

[lumberingbear]

12. If I was *ush or Cheney I would probably......

....be having a lot of diarrhea!!!