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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 09:43 AM
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I. Am. Going. Outside.
You can't stop me, Mr. Fitz, with your lingering and you're making-me-wait madness and the refreshing and the gnashing and the pacing and the hey-hey-hey-it-hurts-me.

I am going to leave and buy a hat.

You can't stop me.

*refresh*
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mduffy31 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 09:44 AM
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1. Good luck with that
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jn2375 Donating Member (858 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 09:45 AM
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2. LOL
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Norquist Nemesis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 09:45 AM
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3. LOL! When you hear a very loud hush
run to the nearest TV!
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efhmc Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 09:46 AM
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4. Will you be totally incommunicado?
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yodermon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 09:46 AM
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5. No! Wait! Will! COME BACK!
Just kidding.
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Lochloosa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 09:47 AM
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6. 10 bucks say you can't not post for one hour....
Edited on Wed Oct-26-05 09:48 AM by Lochloosa
:rofl:

Edit: my sentence structure sucks..
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ohio_liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 09:47 AM
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7. What kind of hat?
Just wondering.
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WA98296 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 09:49 AM
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13. A Fitmas topper...just like Santa's
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ayeshahaqqiqa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 09:47 AM
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8. PIck a fedora
I think you'd look very nice in a fedora. Meanwhile, keep a portable radio or cellphone nearby to keep up with the latest.
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ohio_liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 09:48 AM
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9. I dunno, his cowboy hat and Lennon shades were kinda hot
:evilgrin:
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Just Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 10:37 AM
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27. Agree!!!
Yum!! :9
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 10:52 AM
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31. You mean this?
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Just Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 10:54 AM
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32. Yummy!
:9 Sexy!! }(
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ohio_liberal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 11:39 AM
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34. *gasp*
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BeFree Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 09:48 AM
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10. *refresh* lololol
Hey--- do you know something we don't?
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DancingBear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 09:48 AM
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11. Well, I am going to hit golf balls
Long and far and accurately, hopefully.

I am beginning to get crusted over from sitting at this desk, and my fingers are becoming fixated on the 'refresh' icon.

I must venture out into the world again.

I must.
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Pithy Cherub Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 09:49 AM
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12. Hat criterion:
Edited on Wed Oct-26-05 09:50 AM by Pithy Cherub
premium grade tinfoil
earflaps to muffle the wingnuttery shouting
Catchy scripted phrase embroidered on the bill - I.Told.You.So! works
Must be Betty Crocker Yellow
:P

Me and my pedometer are about to do 7,000 steps....
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peekaloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 09:51 AM
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14. Klaven.
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Lori Price CLG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 10:07 AM
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15. Going. To. The Whole Foods. For Lunch.
You can't stop me.

I am going.

:rofl:

Lori Price

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madokie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 10:13 AM
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16.  how about a nice little stroll and a smoke, you deserve it

don't wear hats myself
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Syncronaut Seven Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 10:26 AM
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23. Mmmmmm............. Breakfast!
Look at that solid nugget! :9
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madokie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 10:46 AM
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30. Yea, they is gold in them thar hills
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Just Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 10:13 AM
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17. Tell me about it!!!
My SO is dressing up as Bush in prison garb for a costume party this Saturday (I am going as a peace activist, of course). I am hoping our costumes are,...um,..."timely". *LOL*
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Stephanie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 10:14 AM
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19. I'm going as Judy Miller
I just need a wig.
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Just Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 10:29 AM
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24. BWAHAHAHA!!! That's g-r-e-a-t!!!!
:rofl:
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belle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 12:52 PM
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38. A friend is thinking of going as Harriet Miers.
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Stephanie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 12:59 PM
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41. that was my first idea
but I can't go through with it! even for Halloween I don't want to look like that!
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belle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 05:16 PM
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43. heh. Oh, my friend is a guy, p.s.
I told him he just needs a hairpiece, a bewildered expression, and a shitload of black eyeliner and he's in business.
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meganmonkey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 10:14 AM
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18. Yeah, but you have one of those little internet pocket things, right?
Edited on Wed Oct-26-05 10:14 AM by meganmonkey
Blueberries or Boysenberries or whatever the hell those newfangled things are called :P
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Carni Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 10:17 AM
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20. Outside? I have issues with traveling 8 feet to my kitchen
I might miss something if I get out of this chair and if I prepare food I may not hear something said on TV.

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Just Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 01:05 PM
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42. LMAO!!!
:rofl: We are all a bit obsessive about this, huh.
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legin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 10:17 AM
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21. Not a hat. Perhaps bright blue combat trousers
with an orange stripy top to go with it.

:bounce:
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 10:18 AM
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22. An undercover CIA operative who doesn't own a hat?
I call perjury.
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Enraged_Ape Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 10:30 AM
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25. Why. Are. You. Typing. Like. William. Shatner. Talks? (n/t)
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Writer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 10:34 AM
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26. Honey, I could wait for Fitizie all day.
:P Jus' sayin'...
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WilliamPitt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 10:42 AM
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28. HA!
I went outside. Saw this strange yellow orb high in the sky that warmed me. Hat-shopped. Didn't even bring my cell. Nothing happened.

Snuck one past ya, Fitz, ya cagey bastid.
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wrathofkahn Donating Member (120 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 10:46 AM
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29. You may have had misplaced concern.
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Lochloosa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 12:56 PM
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39. You owe me 10 bucks...
10:47 vs. 11:42...couldn't wait five minutes...:evilgrin:
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Generator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 10:59 AM
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33. At the most
It's two more days. Two more days people! Get a grip, she says slapping her face..anybody can wait that long..of course as we all know that's just the barest hope of a beginning of the end of the nightmare if everything these damn leaks have been telling us is true and there is any justice in the world.
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salvorhardin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 11:49 AM
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35. You didn't get Fitz's e-mail?
Maybe your spam filters caught it.
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LoZoccolo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 12:50 PM
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36. Is it a White Sox cap? n/t
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mucifer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 12:51 PM
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37. dude calm down Fitzy just doing his job
we are the ones making ourselves crazy!
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AspenRose Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Oct-26-05 12:56 PM
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40. Time to go do housework.
*sigh*
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SeattleGirl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 05:20 PM
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44. I went to the store for about an hour, and lo and behold
the sky had NOT fallen while I was gone...though there was that tasty little morsel on the home page about Cheney not turning over some important documents to the intelligence committee......:evilgrin:
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 05:36 PM
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45. I went to work this morning
and all these people were going on and on about, well, something to do with the White Sox. It was most annoying. It was all I could do to keep from yelling "What about the indictments?!! Focus, people!!"

If something doesn't happen soon, I'm going to indict Karl myself!! Yep, a citizen's indictment. Take that, ya smug little worm.

Someone slap me!
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KerryOn Donating Member (899 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Oct-27-05 06:37 PM
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46. I went out side today as well.
I was shut up in my office today with no way to get news. Sure my computer has Internet access, but it is useless. The company has software installed that blocks every single news sight on the net, by the use of key words or something. The software is so powerful that it blocks out everything that has nothing to do with work, so about the only site I can get to is the company web page.

We aren’t allowed to listen to the radio, and of course there is no TV, but who wants to listen to that crap anyway.

At 9:00 am I went out side to the parking lot to smoke a cigarette, which is against the rules, and I saw my truck sitting there. It suddenly dawned on me that I could sit in my truck smoke all the cigs I wanted and turn on the radio!

I normally only take two cig breaks a day, but today I found myself puffing away in my truck at least once every hour. I felt guilty so I worked over two hours, but this time I played the radio.
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