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Wed Oct-26-05 07:16 PM
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D.U. PUZZLER: How did Scooter break bone in his foot? |
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1. Trying to pry foot out of mouth after lying to Grand Jury?
2. Kicking wall after receiving Fitz's target letter?
3. Trying to get foot in door of Rove's office after ratting him out?
4. Playing footsies with Judy Miller?
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Wed Oct-26-05 07:19 PM
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1. Kicking the wall, after a call from his lawyer. |
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Wed Oct-26-05 07:20 PM
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It's actually the most plausible theory.
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Wed Oct-26-05 07:21 PM
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5. Yes, I think it's a case of Kyle Farnsworth syndrome. nt |
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Wed Oct-26-05 08:50 PM
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19. Who's Kyle Farnsworth? |
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Thu Oct-27-05 09:28 AM
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22. Former relief pitcher for the Cubs. |
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He has now moved on to...Atlanta, I believe. Two seasons ago he put himself on the DL when, after an unfortunate outing on the mound, he went into the dugout and kicked a metal fan, injuring his leg and putting himself out of commission for the rest of the season.
He was a sucky reliever anyway,
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Wed Oct-26-05 07:21 PM
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3. dick morris really sucks hard |
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Wed Oct-26-05 07:21 PM
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4. He tried to kick the #ss of a NY Times reporter! |
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Just when you think you got 'em under your thumb, they go and give your whole game away!
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Wed Oct-26-05 07:23 PM
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6. He kicked something... |
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Edited on Wed Oct-26-05 07:26 PM by EC
probably after finding out the Administration was throwing him to the wolves...
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Wed Oct-26-05 07:24 PM
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7. Lets see *ush has new facial bruises hmm |
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Wed Oct-26-05 07:29 PM
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8. Oh yeah, forgot about that, |
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he's always so bruised and scraped up anyway, it's just become the norm...but yeah, maybe Scooter kicked his** bike over with him** on it...dork, wouldn't have been able to stop it from falling and would have nose-dived the pavement, and Scooter would have broken at least a toe...
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Wed Oct-26-05 07:30 PM
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9. He was trying to climb an Aspen tree and slipped and fell. |
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Wed Oct-26-05 07:32 PM
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Wed Oct-26-05 07:33 PM
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11. Cheney kicked him, I saw him do it. Hey, prove me wrong! |
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Wed Oct-26-05 07:33 PM
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12. I'm gonna say kicking JimmyJeff cause he used his teeth |
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Wed Oct-26-05 07:34 PM
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13. Faking it, to try and make people feel sorry for him. |
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Same reason Novak was seen walking with a cane in the video on TV. They learned that old trick from their frivolous lawyers who got rich filing frivolous law suits.
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Wed Oct-26-05 07:56 PM
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14. While munching a pretzel, feel asleep watching TV & rolled off his sofa |
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Oh, it seems that lame excuse has been used before to explain severe injuries. Hmm.
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Wed Oct-26-05 08:00 PM
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Wed Oct-26-05 08:04 PM
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16. It got stuck in Joe Wilson's Ass and he farted |
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Then Valerie Plame got him in a Figure 4 Leg Lock Whoo!
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Wed Oct-26-05 08:46 PM
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17. I think it was a combination |
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of stomping his feet and gnashing his teeth whilst having a little tantrum.
:nopity:
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Wed Oct-26-05 08:47 PM
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18. He was making a break for the Mexican border |
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Wed Oct-26-05 08:52 PM
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20. Scootin over to the Aspens to see Judy. |
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Wed Oct-26-05 08:56 PM
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21. Maybe he tripped over Aspen root 'cause I hear they're connected. |
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